The question thread.

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:56 pm

no
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck can chuck wood?

Guest

a whole cord......

Woulda ya'?

Guest

Page 2, BTW

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:00 pm

no i wouldn't

Who would be a better lay, Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:18 pm

Degeneration X wrote:: no i wouldn't

Who would be a better lay, Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie?

My right hand.

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:27 pm

I'll stay away from all three.

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:00 pm

No, checkers spell run witches.

Does your face hurt?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:00 pm

Seeeeeee............................I AM lost!!!!

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:53 am

Found

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:29 am

Samwitty wrote:: How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

With a quill pen.

What do chickens think we taste like?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:31 am

Beef

If your mother is a rake and your father is a lawnmower how many flapjacks does it take to shingle a dog house?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:30 pm

more than just your mother and father.

Who will win this election?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:35 pm

no one.the collider is gonna kill us.

are my tomatoes about to die?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:32 pm

Yes.

Do your ears hang low?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:38 pm

does a chicken have lips?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:13 pm

No

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:31 pm

That's funny justoo...

But I'm going to say no.

Do elephants REALLY remember everything?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:50 pm

Naw.

What is the speed of dark?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:10 pm

Probably slower than the speed of light.

why is puppy breath my favorite smell?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:01 pm

Do you like the smell before or after he licks his nuts?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:44 pm

both.

Did you know I meant itty bity puppies?ones with no balls

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:54 pm

didn't know.

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:24 pm

Justoo wrote:: didn't know.

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

This is off topic, but if anyone is into digging holes, hey, pm me. The question thread. - Page 2 397852

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:34 pm

endless

In a 1 awg wire, what is the recommended fuse size?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:57 pm

supersize

why do some people shave off their eyebrows,just to draw them back on??

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:12 pm

because they are stupid

A plane crashes on the canadian/US border,where do they bury the survivors?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:13 pm

In the case of the eyebrows, I know a lady who does it because she can't see to pluck them.

Survivors don't need to be buried...

What was first the chicken or the egg?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:14 pm

F**k knows. would make me be embarressed to be a part of the female race. If I was female.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. Who said that ?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:20 pm

SlumberGirl wrote:: In the case of the eyebrows, I know a lady who does it because she can't see to pluck them.

Survivors don't need to be buried...

What was first the chicken or the egg?

Folklore is that this question has no answer.

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:22 pm

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. Who said that ?

You did. lol!

Why is there so much more coca-cola memorabilia than there is pepsi?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:25 pm

there were to many coke heads back then.

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:03 pm

I doubt it.

Do you believe in ufo's ?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:07 pm

Back in the day of the Enquirer, etc. yes, but now that there is instant media with the internet, etc. I kind of wonder.

Who is going to make the bed tonight and pick out my clothes for work tomorrow? The question thread. - Page 2 530931

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:15 pm

You.

Why make the bed, just to mess it up?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:18 pm

Sunday is my day to do laundry and the bed sheets. Supposed to be my day to clean and make a supper too, but you know what.... The question thread. - Page 2 838973

Why do they make more panda bear memorabilia than they do for grizzley bears?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:30 pm

because they are cute.

what is the opposite of obtuse?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:43 pm

Accute.

What shirt does Maurice Jones-Drew wear under his uniform?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:20 pm

Would it be the jersey he wore at ucla? not sure.

Where was todays nascar race held?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:23 pm

Talledega

Who was the first Pope?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:27 pm

emperor constantine

whats the most dangerous job in the world?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:34 pm

Having sex with Hillary Clinton!!!

Do you prefer floaters or sinkers?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:38 pm

That would be scary!!!

sinkers.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:05 am

you wave at him.

How do you get past a plateau?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:16 am

strive harder towards your goal.

How many times a day do you blink your eyes?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:19 am

depends if you male or female.

How do you get rid of hickeys?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:25 am

apply heat or ice

How many bones in the human body?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:26 am

206

Paper or plastic?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:33 am

paper

How many bristles on a toothbrush?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:59 am

17, I should get a new brush.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was? --Satchel Paige

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:57 am

How ever old I wanted to be.

Why close the lid if they accuse you of not lifting it?

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