The question thread.

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:16 am

If they "spell" it wrong, it just won't work

What's in a name?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:10 am

letters of the alphabet

in what hemispher does water swirl counter clockwise when you flush the toilet?

north of the equator water spins clockwise,south of the equator it spins counter clockwise.

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:17 am

The hemisphere doesn't matter, it has to do with the direction the water flows into the toilet.

Why do the leaves from my neighbors trees always fall into my yard?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:19 am

I'm slow but its the Southern hemisphere.... Cool fact: It has a name... The Coriolis Force

Suzy- your fence isnt' tall enough!

Where's Waldo?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:25 am

Waldo is where he wants to be.

Is once ever enough?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:30 am

lisav wrote:: Waldo is where he wants to be.

Is once ever enough?

Yes... I went on the Timber Wolf once. Never again!

Why do people believe in myths?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:32 am

Because everyone knows that misterS lie.

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:41 am

My freezer. cyclops

Why do kids feet stink?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:42 am

it's a game that can take you anywhere.

how many minutes in a year

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:25 pm

not enough

why has customer service gone extinct?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:40 pm

Because no one cares anymore.

Why can't men put the seat down?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:15 pm

I do

Why does a woman always complain?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:46 pm

because we can

why is the sky blue?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:58 pm

nobodysbusiness wrote:: because we can

why is the sky blue?

So the fluffy white clouds have a nice backdrop.

Why don't kids listen?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:59 pm

the frequency of light determains color.

How many teeth on a comb?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:49 pm

Depends on the size of the comb.

How many cars were destroyed in the making of the movie "the Blues Brothers?"

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:02 pm

dz724 wrote:: Where's Waldo?

Link to Waldo

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:30 pm

kung pow chicken

Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time you walk by?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:10 pm

just like me they belong to be

How many miles is it from the tip of florida to california

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:15 pm

a hundred and plenty

Is Wile E. Coyote misunderstood?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:24 pm

maybe

but who did a song of the same title? misunderstood

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:59 pm

better than ezra

why aren't "30 minute meals"30 minutes for me?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:10 pm

because it takes you 29 minutes you prepare

how many italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:34 am

2 - But you have to get them in the light bulb first.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:08 am

Justoo wrote:: If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

ROFL! This made my morning!

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:51 pm

because than it wouldn't taste good on crackers

Who was the leading actor in the movie,Casablanca?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:55 pm

Humphrey Bogart

How do you spell Mississippi?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:00 pm

m i crooked letter crooked letter i crooked letter crooked letter i hump back hump back i

what is your favorite type of soda?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:04 pm

With 1 eye

What was the last car made in 1959?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:24 pm

All of them.

What is your name in binary?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:44 pm

lets try this again.

With 1 eye

what was the last car ford manufactured in 1959?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:49 pm

someone else straighten this one out Very Happy

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:54 pm

nitromaxx98 wrote:: All of them.

What is your name in binary?

0101001001100101011001000010000001001101011000010111001001111001001000000100011001101100011010010
110111001110100001000000000110100001010

What's better, pistachio or toasted almond fudge ice cream?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:55 pm

crutch51 wrote:: lets try this again.

With 1 eye

what was the last car ford manufactured in 1959?

Edesel?

Why can't horses sleep lying down?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:58 pm

toasted almond fudge ice cream
some horses do

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:16 pm

they're recycled into toilet paper

why does the government tell us to eat 5 fruits and veggies a day,but yet helps keep them just out of reach in price for alot of people?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:17 pm

because of their circulatory and respiratory systems

Do you know anyone with 6 fingers on each hand?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:21 pm

No, but my mom had eyes in the back of her head.

Can a person with no shoes leave a carbon footprint?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:26 pm

Yes,I think.

What is next to the best thing in the world?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:30 pm

Being able to contemplate if the best thing in the world is really the best.

Are we really in control of our world or is there a large shoe about to come down and obliterate us like an insect?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:37 pm

shoe,and it's ginormous!!

how big is my turtle gonna get?slider of some sort

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:38 pm

More like a fly swater

Why do we sometimes say yes when we really mean no?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:00 pm

sometimes it's just easier than the fight.

Do you need a privacy fence in Hays, to have an Intex pool in your yard?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:52 pm

Only if it matters to you.

Where was King Tut buried?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:03 pm

Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia... King Tut!

Do you feel sorry for the flies as they try to escape off the sticky fly paper?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:19 pm

nope

why do they have those white spots on the tub inside of washing machines?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:26 pm

To keep the cat entertained when he gets his bath.

What's in my pocket?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:27 pm

I'm scared to know!

why cant things be my way?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:33 pm

Because the can't be my way.

what time is it?

Subject: Re: The question thread. Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:52 pm

Time to make the donuts.

Do you believe in the Great Pumpkin?

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