The question thread.

When day breaks who fixes it?

Only if I was a charlie brown character


Why don't auto makers give us a full size spare tire?

Most people w/ Porsches and Ferraris have a spare car.


Does Toyota Ruin NASCAR For You?

No.

How many books a week do you read?

None

What is the most valuable thing you own?

My health
What are the three colors on a stop light and what order are they in?

Red, yellow and green in that order


If you could trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why?

judge judy--sassy


why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

That one guy from the old Franks commercials because he wasn't old then.

If you fart in space, does it still smell?

onecall wrote:

judge judy--sassy


why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Because Stone Cold said so...

What's eating Gilbert Grape?

Miss Grape

what color is the sky in your world?

Blue

Knowing you had a 50 percent chance of winning and would be paid 10 times the amount of your bet if you won, what fraction of what you now own would you be willing to wager?

Mrs. Grape?

On what beach would you find the whitest sand?

Hawaii

If someone told you had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those 9 minutes?

All of it. Can't take it with ya.

Who Drives the #42 car in Sprint Cup?

Samwitty wrote:

Hawaii

If someone told you had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those 9 minutes?

Kiss my ass goodbye.

Why is a cat a pussy?

Carpentier

The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?

casey mears.
Who's on first base?

Who.

What does NAFTA stand for?

north american free trade agreement.
Who's on second?

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Samwitty wrote:

Hawaii

If someone told you had exactly 9 minutes to live, what would you do in those 9 minutes?

Kiss my ass goodbye.

Why is a cat a pussy?

A male cat with no penis.

What do people in China call their good plates?

Iran

If Obama is elected, will chicken.......

quit laying eggs

Christmas became a national holiday in the US what year?

saw county get it's new grade school?

Samwitty wrote:

quit laying eggs

Christmas became a national holiday in the US what year?

in the 1870's.

How many bb's in a shotgug shell?

alot


what was the first drug ever to be marketed in tablet form?

Bayer asprin.

Why is it called a fly over?

Can't fly under


If a pit bull romances your leg, should you fake an orgasm?

If you don't have a 9mm handy, maybe.

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

To take a long walk off a short pier.

When you kill a fly,why does 2 more appear?

to say goodby


Which grow faster fingernails or toenails?

fingernails.

What does once in a blue moon mean?

every now and then

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

I think she should make up her own mind without any recommendations from anyone.


What does Pooh do when he has to number 'two'?

reach for the charmin


In the 30's and 40's, how did people keep their homes cool?

Samwitty wrote:

every now and then

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

no- beethoven made a imact

really? I thought it was the atom bomb.


Why don't witches get pregnant?

How do you know they don't?


Where have all the young men gone?

Quote :

Why don't witches get pregnant?

Because warlocks have holloweenies!


With the price of crude going down, why is the cost of propane not going down, too?

because it is the fuel of choice for so many businesses.


Why is a hot dog called a wiener?

it looks a daushound(SP) nickname Wienerdog


What are the primary colors?

They used red, white and blue at the last primary.

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

No, because they are actually eating jellybeanos


Why can't a dog see all things in color like we do?

there color blind

Is there an aircraft anywhere in the world with a swimming pool on board?

don't no of any.


how many times during the night,do you wake up?

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Yup.

Is it rude of someone to make fun of someone with no arms?

was not meant that way. it's been removed

once


What does the K in K-mart stand for?

Komonao?

why does massage feel soooooooooooooooo good?

it just does ?


What is the difference between a hotel and a motel?