I'm bored, let's write a story..................a crazy one!!!!

~~~LOL~~~So all the good and humble people started on their journey, they had their spirited Jewels ( Spiced Rum) jewels in the flask,hidden. The pitunia pig was easy for them. They had all the trouser snakes in a great big ice chest,iced DOWN.(( cold snakes are smaller!)) They planned the whole thing out, then....

forgot their lunch boxes

that had a bunch of

purple...

and hairy

fish.

So they had to go back for them. It put them behind schedule, but at least thier tummies would be full!

Their tummy's so full that they all fell into a deep sleep, then it happened! ........

The earth shook all night long

and although they didn't notice, the rest of the village did.

not everyone is participating in our story-HELLO!!!join in peoples!!!!

No offense, wilky, but have you read it?

Yes!!!heheheee

dz724 wrote:

and although they didn't notice, the rest of the village did.

That's when the village idiot

went in search of pickled...

eggs and pickled okra...

and shrunken heads from.............

Ethiopia

What amazed me is that in all the searching for pickled foods and shrunken heads, he didn't find those darn shoes I've been looking for! I know they're in a hollow log, around here somewhere, but I can't find them.
Anyhow, when the idiot returned, I took the shrunken head and

it turned out to be the idiot's twin...

MOM !!! SlumberGirl is picking on me.

Meanwhile, the Himalayan dust bunnies were eating Colonel Sanders fried chicken and...

blowing some dust themselves

then the twinkling started...like a tornado it.....

whisked wilky away...

Way, way away Wilky went. Wheeeee

....meanwhile, back at the ranch......