I'm bored, let's write a story..................a crazy one!!!!

One fine day I ran into the..................

Woods to find a ...

pair of...............

Manolo Blahniks that I had hidden in a hollow log.

As I was walking along......

I thought I saw

a fetish made of..............

crystal skulls.

The sunlight that hit them sent rainbows all over the ground...I carefully....

decided to chant.............

to release.......

the bad karma that

was set upon us when

we hijacked someone elses thread

Thats when I steped into a bucket of..........

Shshshshshaving cream, be nice and clean...

shave every day and you'll always...

have a funny

yeast infection

with a great big blue

bouncy ball

with a caramel center

and a sweaty green bald

snake

tied up with

barbed wire

that was half a mile long

and the crowed rejoiced.

Then walked in a

circular direction

fuzzy and magical

opius abounded...

...when we were on the brink of...

glitzy pleasantries filled with nitrous oxide and...........

happy bunnies hopping through the forest....

ripping the heads off the field mice and kicking them in the groin.

down came the grim reaper

who looked me straight in the eye and whispered in my ear

"Don't fear the Reaper"

I asked him out

and he said only

if i wear

cardboard shoes

decorated by

flying monkeys

I thought to myself... "uh-oh, I don't have shoes like that." So, I

punched him in the face, kicked him when he was down and

I RAN until