Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it

By Diana Fasanella


A Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.


Do not try this at home or anywhere else!
Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade underwent the 2-hour operation after surgeons said it appeared the woman tried to have sex with the seed pod, according to The Sun.

Dr. Sava Bojovic said the woman, whose age was not released, was “lonely” and unfortunately, the pine cone “got stuck” when she tried to remove it.

No other information was available.

OK … I’m speechless.

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I hope a few seeds germinate.

ewwwwwwww!

Now she has a nice fresh pine scent.

She needs to get a date with a conehead.

As appealing as that sounds... sorry, I'm happily married.

Bighead wrote:

As appealing as that sounds... sorry, I'm happily married.

Are you from France?

Samwitty wrote:

Now she has a nice fresh pine scent.

A warning would have been nice. Coffee all over laptop...not good.

LOL.... Summers Eve has a new scent. I do like that piney aroma some India Ales have.

Well Suz,you got a laptop full of coffee-I have a visual burned into my mind,and then 2girls 1cup showed up in there too

There has to be a Yule Gibbons (sp) joke in there somewhere.

Justoo wrote:

There has to be a Yule Gibbons (sp) joke in there somewhere.

Not a Gibbons joke, but...

That's taking tree hugging a little too literally.

This could be the new thing 2 girls 1 pine cone. This could be a new marketing tool for Slumbergirl's toy business.

Yikes, I think this woman needs some education and quickly!

hey, maybe she was trying to use it to scrape all the scabs off................

would two pine cones still on the branch be a serbian version of a double headed dildo???

2 women 1 pine forest.

LukeTHr wrote:

hey, maybe she was trying to use it to scrape all the scabs off................

You gotta quit looking at those Wichita hookers.

Ratzilla wrote:

LukeTHr wrote:

hey, maybe she was trying to use it to scrape all the scabs off................

You gotta quit looking at those Wichita hookers.

whats wrong? don't you like the current skank I have as an avatar?

Oh she's a honey.

Don't get all sappy on us Ratz.

Luke's new fetish-two Wichita hookers1pinecone

Nice mental image wilky. I think those Wichita ho's need more than a fresh pine scent.

Sounds like someone is "pining" for some attention!!

I'll see if I can come up with something better for ya rat....

LukeTHr wrote:

I'll see if I can come up with something better for ya rat....

Your new one reminds me of cousin Bessie on the Hillbillies today. Except cousin Bessie appeared more alert.

Samwitty wrote:

Now she has a nice fresh pine scent.

OMG.Too funny!!

Douglas Fir-berger?

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Douglas Fir-berger?

Don't forget the cheese!!!!

fermunda??

slickjay12 wrote:

gee honey, you are smelling particularly "fresh" tonite. did you pick up some lysol today???



man, that is just so wrong........

Are you kidding me?Ow.

"sniff sniff" gee honey, are we having tuna tonite?? - no sorry honey, I just haven't douched with my new lysol douche yet.......

I have been hearing a lot more weird sex stories than usual. Are people getting kinkier or just hard up?

This story also blows the theory on anything that goes up in the vagina will come out, anally speaking, that's a different story. Well, I guess with surgery, it will come out.

so what kind of stories have you been hearing? share with us your knowledge

Does anyone ever watch 1,000 Ways To Die? There are a lot of stories on there!

LukeTHr wrote:

"sniff sniff" gee honey, are we having tuna tonite?? - no sorry honey, I just haven't douched with my new lysol douche yet.......

Personally, I just heard of a story along these lines too. The couple think it's cool to put food in that area and he eats it out. He didn't get all the tuna out and yeah, those little white things were all inside of her.

magpie?

Back in the late 70's early 80's Ellis had a cop infamous for a grape jelly story his wife told.

I knew of the Lysol thing. They did lots of crazy things back in the day. Arsenic tablets for that "desirable" pallor, tapeworm eggs for dieting, and even bug spray that the housewife sprayed by putting her mouth on a tube in the bottle and blowing.

SlumberGirl wrote:

I have been hearing a lot more weird sex stories than usual. Are people getting kinkier or just hard up?

This story also blows the theory on anything that goes up in the vagina will come out, anally speaking, that's a different story. Well, I guess with surgery, it will come out.

It's calld meth,thats why I THINK little girls are being stuffed in suitcases-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

wilkykav2 wrote:

SlumberGirl wrote:

I have been hearing a lot more weird sex stories than usual. Are people getting kinkier or just hard up?

This story also blows the theory on anything that goes up in the vagina will come out, anally speaking, that's a different story. Well, I guess with surgery, it will come out.

It's calld meth,thats why I THINK little girls are being stuffed in suitcases-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Ancient Rome had every kink imaginable but they didn't have meth. Odd as it may sound, the more advanced the culture, the kinkier it often becomes. And the elite of the society is sometimes the kinkiest. What's the deal about girls in suitcases?

Hadn't heard that. Really makes you wonder what's going on that they are searching a church and considered multiple suspects. Some freaky cult, or a punishment gone too far? Whatever the case it stinks.

Ratzilla wrote:

Hadn't heard that. Really makes you wonder what's going on that they are searching a church and considered multiple suspects. Some freaky cult, or a punishment gone too far? Whatever the case it stinks.

It sounds like some suddistic thing that the church would conger up saying that Gawd told them to do it.