A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend.



She will never stand him up and never let him down.



She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad
day.



She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret.



She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most
intimate desires.



She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in
the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and
invincible...



No wait...Sorry.





I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.



Never mind.