If your struggling to make your woman happy, here

How to Make your Woman Happy





It's not difficult to make a woman happy....
A man only needs to be:





1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes






HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

3. & a beer !!

I'm hard to please slickjay. She should bring more than one beer.

And one other thing on being honest with your woman. DON'T be honest if she asks if she's fat.

Wow, Slickjay, you hit the nail on the head with this one!

I have a pack of gum at work that someone bought me that reads, "Does this gum make me look fat?"

SlumberGirl wrote:

Wow, Slickjay, you hit the nail on the head with this one!

I have a pack of gum at work that someone bought me that reads, "Does this gum make me look fat?"

You are far from fat lil lady.

Sometimes they even make food for ya,....naked. Hahaha!

And sometimes they won't

alg8tr wrote:

Sometimes they even make food for ya,....naked. Hahaha!

And sometimes they're all you need to eat.

alg8tr wrote:

Sometimes they even make food for ya,....naked. Hahaha!

It won't be bacon.

You live dangerously, my friend.

slickjay12 wrote:

How to Make your Woman Happy





It's not difficult to make a woman happy....
A man only needs to be:





1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes






HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

3. & a beer !!

You guys are so ...so... simple!!!

Justoo wrote:

alg8tr wrote:

Sometimes they even make food for ya,....naked. Hahaha!

It won't be bacon.

Dang straight!!!! Cooking lesson #1!!!!

BTW, thanks Ratzilla!

Hopefully they're making pink tacos with no cheese.