How do you make a sandwich?

I was sitting here eating a bologna & cheese sandwich and I thought id ask how other people make sandwiches. Mine are plain and simple....

2 pieces of bread, usually white
2 pieces of lunchmeat
1 piece of american cheese

mayo on both slices of bread, then a piece of meat on each slice, mustard on one - cheese on the other... then I take whatever chips we have - today was regular wavy lays and put a layer of chips in it.... tada! Done!

I make sandwiches with all the fixins alot too but this is just the basic..

The bread slices have to align perfectly, or I'm all discombobulated.

I like a lot of "salad" on my sandwiches, mayo... hold the miracle whip.

How about, "Yo, Bitch! Go make me a sandwich!"


runs........

yeah thats the way Nitro........................
Andrew Dice Clay, wanna be!!!

“Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.”
Mitch Hedberg

“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces”
Jack Benny

One of my favorites is a ham and cheese, made like a grilled cheese sandwich. Only on the side of the cheese, I put mustard. mmmmm mmmmm good.

I used to like butter and sugar sandwiches when I was 4. lol

I also like white bread (Iron Kids!!!), mayo, lettuce, cheese, pickles and ham, sometimes without the pickles. You all are making me hungry. :-) Chips always on the side. :-)

I am with Suzy on the bread alignment.

Jersey Mike's

2 horny hotties, one on each side with me in the middle .........

I like lots of stuff on my sandwich's
My fav is a cold ham sandwich with BBQ chips on it, yum yum

I thought I was the only one who always put potato chips in their sandwiches, well I use to do that until I layed off eating chips.

depends on who I'm making it for

I love some chips in with my sandwhich. Nothing better.

I used to think I was odd for putting chips in my sandwiches too....

speaking of which - might go make myself one now!

just so everyone knows-I HATE JELLY!!!AND I eat peanut butter like once a year-pb&j=crap to me-yuk!!!!

Yer not merican...er ya?

she's phoenecian... born in arizona, moved to babylonia, king tut

mmmmm peanut butter and jelly....................

grilled cheese sandwich - with jelly on the top... anyone?

Peanut butter and tomato sandwich!! yummy

eek!

Yummy!!!!!

oh and I can't watch the food network and then think of stuff to make.... I would be in trouble....

(shrimp, mushroom & veggie skewers.... OMG YUM)

Sardines and onions on rye.

Justoo wrote:

Sardines and onions on rye.

OK YUCK

BLT with extra BLT on wheat, side of BLT with extra BLT.

nitromaxx98 wrote:

BLT with extra BLT on wheat, side of BLT with extra BLT.

Salad with toast?

hey, he has b in there!!!

Justoo wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

BLT with extra BLT on wheat, side of BLT with extra BLT.

Salad with toast?

And Bacon....

Justoo wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

BLT with extra BLT on wheat, side of BLT with extra BLT.

Salad with toast?

And Bacon....

suzyr wrote:

she's phoenecian... born in arizona, moved to babylonia, king tut

OMG!!!Love that!!!I remember being like 7 or 8 and listening to Steve Martin on a record over and over as my best friend and I were making creepy crawly things with this goop macine that had molds to make bugs-great memorie,thanks Suz!!!

Extra mayo on the bread, turkey lunch meat, chips, all smooshed together. Sometimes I enjoy little slices of green onions, to spice it up.