Gella's, and other beer reviews.

Went to Gella's last night for the birthday. Enjoyed the Pale Ale and the India Ale even more. The lady friend had dark brew and sitting beside us at the bar was a kid drinking Coors Light. WTF does someone go to Gella's and drink that pee water for?

The lady friend was loudly laughing at him and I told her my theory about how Coors Light is made by drinking a good beer and pissing in a bucket of water. All our discussion was no doubt overheard. Now I'm drinking a Sam Adams Imperial Pilsner. The most hops biting beer I ever tried. Overall an enjoyable birthday.

By the way, I really like Gella's. So nice to go to a bar and have more than three brands of weak beer to choose from.

Ratz! Glad it was entertaining.

Happy Birthday Ratz!! Hope you had a great one.

Happy Birthday!! I got you a VCR!!

Happy Birthday Chief

Happy Birthday

Thanks all. Wow nitro, a VCR!!

Slider, I'm not surprised you have that opinion. Wasn't too long ago that you mistook a sarcastic jab at Obama's benediction reverend as a racial attack on Obama's kids so I don't expect you to know what real beer is either.

Beer,...whata you 'all know about beer

I'm very experienced in beer and ale tasting. As Curley would say, I'm a common sewer of the suds.

Nice cake by the way justoo. Wouldn't have figured you could find a rat cake.

I got beer that comes out of my penis. Y'all can come for the beer, but you're agonna haf to werk fer it.

Ratzilla wrote:

Nice cake by the way justoo. Wouldn't have figured you could find a rat cake.

lol, I thought the same thing. But here is a video of pusssy and ratz.....

Happy birthday ya old fart. I'll have to get you some big jug beer just for old times sake

LOL I drank many a Big Jug in the days when a cheap drunk was more important than taste. Almost got me a jug of the India Ale last night. Not sure what the alcohol content of their brew is, but I had a nice glow started after just a couple ales.

it's funny how quality wins out over quantity as time goes by

Ratzilla wrote:

Thanks all. Wow nitro, a VCR!!

Slider, I'm not surprised you have that opinion. Wasn't too long ago that you mistook a sarcastic jab at Obama's benediction reverend as a racial attack on Obama's kids so I don't expect you to know what real beer is either.

Their beer is a lame assed excuse to sell to the loser fucking elite lowbrow class wannabe's that flock to that shithole. If that is the best that Hays has to offer for dining then we need to just pack up and let this place die. Eddy Hammond and his joke assed crowd can drink that swill and eat that shit, they deserve it as fucking fake as they are.

oh now c'mon slider.... tell us how you really feel............. it seems like you're holding back

slider wrote:

loser fucking elite lowbrow class wannabe's

lol, you tell 'em, just don't forget to breathe.

slider wrote:

Their beer is a lame assed excuse to sell to the loser fucking elite lowbrow class wannabe's that flock to that shithole. If that is the best that Hays has to offer for dining then we need to just pack up and let this place die. Eddy Hammond and his joke assed crowd can drink that swill and eat that shit, they deserve it as fucking fake as they are.

Translation: None of those cute girls working at the bar wanted sliders dick.

He shoulda told them that beer comes out of it. Thats how I get all my dates.

Happy Birthday dear!!!!I got you a special beer.............

Enjoy!!

Wow, like thanks wilky. The colors, the colors...

Ratzilla wrote:

Translation: None of those cute girls working at the bar wanted sliders dick.

What those little trollips probably have more critters crawling around them than most trailer parks.

All they care about is getting those big tips from the "Posers of the Hays Community!"

Wow slider, them girls musta really thought you were a piece of crap. That place was wall to wall with fine looking women last night. I also noticed how nice the barmaids were to me. They didn't have much to say to the redneck kid with his coors light though. Could be he was gay or something because no women talked to him. You got a son who drinks pretend beer slider?

Happy belated Birthday Ratz!!!

Thanks SG

That was quite a video mike. They must have been raised together.

You can't go wrong with a fried bologna sandwich from Gella's.

Degeneration X wrote:

You can't go wrong with a fried bologna sandwich from Gella's.

How much are they? Eight bucks?

Ratzilla wrote:

Wow slider, them girls musta really thought you were a piece of crap. That place was wall to wall with fine looking women last night. I also noticed how nice the barmaids were to me. They didn't have much to say to the redneck kid with his coors light though. Could be he was gay or something because no women talked to him. You got a son who drinks pretend beer slider?

Been there twice, food and their beer sucked. The waitresses where interested in only getting that big tip, if they sensed you weren't going to give them that tip, they tried to rush you out so they could fill that table with someone else. Just because a Bar has a bunch of so called hot women doesn't make it a hot spot. 95% of the college gals around this fucking dump only want to bilk as many free drinks as they can flirt their way from those men that they think will shell out the money for them because they are interested it the old dumb bastards.

The beer they serve from their excuse for a Brewery in the pretend beer. Go to a real town like Lawrence or Kansas City and go to the Micro-Brew places there. THAT IS REAL FUCKING BEER, NOT THE DISHWATER THEY SERVE AT GELLA'S!!

Wow someone must have gotten a hold of some bitter beer.

Happy Birthday Ratz. Sounds to me like you had a good time.

I to drink Sam Adams and I think it's the best...

Yeah slider, I'm sure if I wanted to spend a bunch of money to go to KC I could find beer I like even more. But the ales I had last night beat the hell out of the last two bars I was at here where the choices were three or four common brands and their light versions for just as much money as the ales I enjoyed last night.

As far as the women go, I had my own so all that extra eye candy just topped it off. And hey, this is 2009 not 1909 so if you don't like girls it's cool man. I hear KC is just full of bars that you might like.

crutch51 wrote:

Happy Birthday Ratz. Sounds to me like you had a good time.

I to drink Sam Adams and I think it's the best...

Thanks, and Sam Adams Boston Lager is high on my list. Ever try the Sam Adams Hallertau Imperial Pilsner? Super hopped and bitter, but I really like it.

The brewmaster has won some awards in national competitions. I think that speaks for itself.

RAT GO FUCK YOURSELF

Ratzilla wrote:

And hey, this is 2009 not 1909 so if you don't like girls it's cool man. I hear KC is just full of bars that you might like.

He can save 30 miles of driving. There's plenty of them fellas in Lawrence.

The Other One wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

And hey, this is 2009 not 1909 so if you don't like girls it's cool man. I hear KC is just full of bars that you might like.

He can save 30 miles of driving. There's plenty of them fellas in Lawrence.

So is the Route 67601 line now if he disagrees with someone opinion he is gay? fuck you all this place is full of bigots, homophobes, racists and just ignorant fuckers.

I have never gotten a decent meal at Gella's and have given up on trying. So I agree with slider on that much. But I have to agree with Ratz on the beer issue.
His accusations against women are so overboard that I have no comment other than to encourage slider to tone down his angry rants.

I have never been to Gella's but was told by a Hays friend that they had hired a chef and the food was to die for. True?

slider wrote:

this place is full of bigots, homophobes, racists and just ignorant fuckers.

They should put this on the sign up page. That way nobody gets surprised.

lowrider wrote:

I have never been to Gella's but was told by a Hays friend that they had hired a chef and the food was to die for. True?

My experience may not be the same as others. I have tried to eat there four times. Each time the food sucked. Don't know that I would kill the chef, but if anyone has to die for those meals he would be high on my list.

Agreed, not really all that impressed myself either.


Happy Birthday Ratz! Sorry this isnt a cake but Im sure it'll do.

luv2cook wrote:

Sorry this isnt a cake but Im sure it'll do.

Could be pie...

Yeah L2C that's a good substitute for cake.

I can't speak for the eats at Gella's because I only went for the brew and I thought the ales were fine.

Slider I'm afraid you've been the biggest dick around here lately always posting tirades in caps and being utterly confused by the intent of posters. And yeah, I've insulted you. But I don't tend to get that bad unless someone acts like as big a prick as you have.