2009 Predictions

The press' love affair with Obama will cool considerably and they will find fault in his every move.

The drought is over. Expect normal to above normal moisture almost every month.

The county won't do anything with its 22nd and Vine property.

Lucky buffet will close and reopen the next day with a new name.

Wind farm development will be approved but not in the 3 mile radius of Hays.

The Denver Broncos fire Mike Shanahan and hire Romeo Crennel as their coach. The Chiefs hire Bill Cowher as GM and head coach leading the team into the playoffs on their way to a superbowl win.
Kansas Jayhawks will turn their basketball season around and win a 2nd straight national title.

Degeneration X wrote:

The Denver Broncos fire Mike Shanahan and hire Romeo Crennel as their coach. The Chiefs hire Bill Cowher as GM and head coach leading the team into the playoffs on their way to a superbowl win.
Kansas Jayhawks will turn their basketball season around and win a 2nd straight national title.

DX get away from the crack pipe

Slickjay's avatar will climb a telephone pole and have to be rescued by helicopter.

I will be nicer?

jessks75 wrote:

I will be nicer?

Not me, I'm sure.

Justoo wrote:

The press' love affair with Obama will cool considerably and they will find fault in his every move.

Or some guy will realize that Obama isn't going pass a law allowing every black man to own cracker slaves and shoot him in a malt liquor rage.

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The drought is over. Expect normal to above normal moisture almost every month.

I expect possible flooding and another big tornado year. I expect more large tornados and heavy damage, but not as many overall as this year.

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The county won't do anything with its 22nd and Vine property.

Sure they will. They'll keep collecting tax money to pay for it.

Ratzilla wrote:

Justoo wrote:

The press' love affair with Obama will cool considerably and they will find fault in his every move.

Or some guy will realize that Obama isn't going pass a law allowing every black man to own cracker slaves and shoot him in a malt liquor rage.

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The drought is over. Expect normal to above normal moisture almost every month.

I expect possible flooding and another big tornado year. I expect more large tornados and heavy damage, but not as many overall as this year.

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The county won't do anything with its 22nd and Vine property.

Sure they will. They'll keep collecting tax money to pay for it.

The property will be sold, the building blown down (I'd like to witness that), the ground razed, and a new, shiny Target will take its place.

SciFi wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

Justoo wrote:

The press' love affair with Obama will cool considerably and they will find fault in his every move.

Or some guy will realize that Obama isn't going pass a law allowing every black man to own cracker slaves and shoot him in a malt liquor rage.

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The drought is over. Expect normal to above normal moisture almost every month.

I expect possible flooding and another big tornado year. I expect more large tornados and heavy damage, but not as many overall as this year.

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The county won't do anything with its 22nd and Vine property.

Sure they will. They'll keep collecting tax money to pay for it.

The property will be sold, the building blown down (I'd like to witness that), the ground razed, and a new, shiny Target will take its place.

Or it will blow down and HIV will open a sex club

SciFi wrote:

The property will be sold, the building blown down (I'd like to witness that), the ground razed, and a new, shiny Target will take its place.

Nu-uh! They'll build a skating rink there.

That building actually has some memories. My dad was with the Highway Dept. in the 60's and early 70's and I'd ride that far with him and then walk the rest of the way to school. He'd buy me one of those oatmeal sandwich cookie things there for the way to school. Once I bitched about having to walk from there to HJH cause it was like 10 degrees and windy. But as I passed Ted's Steak House I found a $5 and a $1 bill laying in the grass. That was a good find for a kid in those days.

Ratzilla wrote:

But as I passed Ted's Steak House . . . .

A bit off topic, but I had always wanted to eat at Ted's Steak House when it was here, but we never did. It just sounded so good. Any of you folks eat there?

SciFi wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

But as I passed Ted's Steak House . . . .

A bit off topic, but I had always wanted to eat at Ted's Steak House when it was here, but we never did. It just sounded so good. Any of you folks eat there?

Never did either, but they had one of the coolest neon signs in town.

Ted's Steak House was awesome, I wish it was still open.

Economic news will quickly take a positive turn after Obama's coronation- largely for psychological rather than economic reasons (a.k.a. "Librul Bias"). But this will aid in a quick recovery as consumer sentiment and investor confidence are driving factors in the economy.

Bighead wrote:

Economic news will quickly take a positive turn after Obama's coronation- largely for psychological rather than economic reasons (a.k.a. "Librul Bias"). But this will aid in a quick recovery as consumer sentiment and investor confidence are driving factors in the economy.

What have you been smoking?

Still off topic, my sister-in-law worked at Ted's Steak House, knew the cook too. When the kids would go to Grandma's house for the weekend, we would walk up there (at that time, we lived less than two blocks away) on Saturday nights and eat a damn fine steak and do some drinking. At some point in the evening, they would go pick up all the steak knives off the tables. I asked them why and they said because the drunks will be in here soon.

The Other One wrote:

Bighead wrote:

Economic news will quickly take a positive turn after Obama's coronation- largely for psychological rather than economic reasons (a.k.a. "Librul Bias"). But this will aid in a quick recovery as consumer sentiment and investor confidence are driving factors in the economy.

What have you been smoking?

Nothing recently. I've heard several conservative commentators make predictions similar to my first sentence... but with a more conspiratorial tone, of course. The second part is all Bighead.

I also predict massive inflation before a complete recovery... though I don't expect this until late 2009 at the earliest. I'll be putting some money in Swiss Franks.

Bighead wrote:

I'll be putting some money in Swiss Franks.

I knew they make good cheese, but their hot dogs are good, too?

I would recommend either Kosher franks or Swiss Francs.

My prediction is:

Bush and all the crooks of the white house Will be brought up on war crimes and face a trial at the Hague

slickjay12 wrote:

My prediction is:

Bush and all the crooks of the white house Will be brought up on war crimes and face a trial at the Hague

I doubt that. And even though I have no love for Bush and company, I'm not sure that I want to see that precedent set.

Obama will continue the war on terror and an event will occur that makes it possible to suspend the constitution, ban all gun ownership by citizens and any who resist "disappear"..... the remaining people will be required to pledge there allegiance personally to obama

No worries, Luke. The magic negro will save us all, he promised.

LukeTHr wrote:

Obama will continue the war on terror and an event will occur that makes it possible to suspend the constitution, ban all gun ownership by citizens and any who resist "disappear"..... the remaining people will be required to pledge there allegiance personally to obama

Civil war would break out if it got that far, and it'd require military enforcement. Arms and especially bulk ammunition sales have skyrocketed in the last several months. And our military would split. Many in this nation are armed as well or better than their local police departments and not all leaders in the military would accept an order to disarm the public much less kill them. They might have reluctantly followed those kind of orders from the republicans that the military has come to see as their friends, but not from a black socialist democrat with lots of anti-American friends.

Ratzilla wrote:

LukeTHr wrote:

Obama will continue the war on terror and an event will occur that makes it possible to suspend the constitution, ban all gun ownership by citizens and any who resist "disappear"..... the remaining people will be required to pledge there allegiance personally to obama

Civil war would break out if it got that far, and it'd require military enforcement. Arms and especially bulk ammunition sales have skyrocketed in the last several months. And our military would split. Many in this nation are armed as well or better than their local police departments and not all leaders in the military would accept an order to disarm the public much less kill them. They might have reluctantly followed those kind of orders from the republicans that the military has come to see as their friends, but not from a black socialist democrat with lots of anti-American friends.

If it gets this far to were they disarm americans they better be ready to return fire because I will go down fighting. I can assure you that I am better armed then the local police

Ratzilla wrote:

SciFi wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

But as I passed Ted's Steak House . . . .

A bit off topic, but I had always wanted to eat at Ted's Steak House when it was here, but we never did. It just sounded so good. Any of you folks eat there?

Never did either, but they had one of the coolest neon signs in town.

I think so, too. I like the one at Al's Chickenette. The design is very 1950's, or at least it reminds me of such. I hope they keep it, and keep it maintained.

Yeah the Chickenette sign is one of the last signs around from our early memory. We're gettin old man.

slickjay12 wrote:

If it gets this far to were they disarm americans they better be ready to return fire because I will go down fighting. I can assure you that I am better armed then the local police

They won't even attempt to take down heavily armed citizens with small local PD. Besides, things will have to change alot before that kind of event happens here. Unlike Britain the US has Constitutional protections that have to be gotten past first and I think anarchy would spread fast if they try to take the 2nd clear out of the Bill of Rights.

I predict a troll with a very small penis will appear in the forum.

How can someone who's obviously no older than 12 and probably a secret crossdresser have a name like GIANTMANLOG?

I predict he'll have a huge plumbing bill.

Probably went to put on his pink tinkerbell jammies for his afternoon nap.

He's been taken care of.

Ratzilla wrote:

I predict a troll with a very small penis will appear in the forum.

Now now, I don't consider myself to be a troll.

Ratzilla wrote:

Yeah the Chickenette sign is one of the last signs around from our early memory. We're gettin old man.

You got that right, RZ.