Update on the Collider

the one i made in my garage looks bigger than this one... wonder what they did wrong?

Did you get TAB A into SLOT B ?

mine doesn't have tabs... it has a doo ma hickey that slides into a thingy ma bob.

One of these days they'll build something that'll vaporize the planet. And they'll probably throw the switch ten seconds before I'm about to get the best piece of tail in my life.

this reminds me of part of the movie Iron Man for some reason...

Ratzilla wrote:

One of these days they'll build something that'll vaporize the planet. And they'll probably throw the switch ten seconds before I'm about to get the best piece of tail in my life.

I wish you much foreplay, my friend.

C**k blocked by science, interesting....

SciFi wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

One of these days they'll build something that'll vaporize the planet. And they'll probably throw the switch ten seconds before I'm about to get the best piece of tail in my life.

I wish you much foreplay, my friend.

LOL.. That might be ok if the place was going to blow up anyways.

Ratzilla wrote:

One of these days they'll build something that'll vaporize the planet.

alas we are too late....

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the Lab's voicemail machine was inadvertently connected to the Large Hadron Collider



Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................

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Not sure if this affects us or not.....



Samsung filed a federal lawsuit Monday on behalf of its insurance companies, seeking to recover the cost of a wafer analysis machine rendered useless when it was shipped at too cold a temperature. The machines test the semiconductors that the company produces at its Austin plants.

Britain's most famous scientist, Stephen Hawking , has accused the government of making “disastrous” cuts to research funding that threaten the country’s international standing.

Hawking has released correspondence accusing ministers of putting science at risk through basic “bookkeeping errors” that have led to an £80m budget shortfall and warning that several university physics departments may be forced to close.

Ministers decided to merge the Particle Physics and Astronomy Research Council and the Council for the Central Laboratory of the Research Councils, which funded most of Britain’s physics research.

The merged body, the CernScience and Technology Facilities Council (STFC), was set up with an immediate shortfall of £80m because of mistakes in calculating the running costs of new laboratories. This immediately threatened the jobs of 600 physicists and the closure of facilities such as the Jodrell Bank radio telescope. It could also force Britain to pull out of global projects such as the Gemini telescopes in Hawaii.

British involvement in other major international projects- such as the new particle accelerator at , the physics facility near Geneva - are not believed to be at risk. They do, however, further squeeze the cash available for spending in Britain.

Click here and see why he turned down a knighthood

Now we got this going on......As the Large Hadron Collider supposedly gears up, Harvard physicist Kevin Black, based at CERN, investigates rumors that the particle accelerator may, in fact, soon be shut down—by ripples from the future.


link here


The Higgs boson is a hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle predicted to exist by the Standard Model of particle physics; it is the only Standard Model particle not yet observed.

They are worried that it might cause a black hole and suck us all in.

I think we should plug it with a Shanahan.

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A special radio episode of sci-fi drama Torchwood is to be broadcast as part of BBC Radio 4's Big Bang day. The station will broadcast from the European nuclear research facility in Geneva on 10 September where scientists are to recreate the Big Bang aftermath.




The show's star John Barrowman will also appear in discussion with CERN physicist Brian Cox.


Cox, a former member of chart-topping band D:Ream, will also talk to Alan Alda, Eddie Izzard and comic actor Ben Miller - all of whom are particle physics enthusiasts.

Thats him on keyboards. (Brian Cox)

I'm skeered!! Wendesday is doomsday

I'm gonna borrow $5,000 and party like it's ....well....Wednesday.

They talking about the formation of a black ho.

Said she could eat the world.

Here is the LHC Rap

Ok I have a question. Im not trying to be a smartass here, I honestly would like to know. Is it possible that this topic be moved to the general discussion section? Everytime the Classified Topic is lit I come looking for an ad and this really doesnt fit that area. As far as things for sale or things being needed etc.

Just my half cent.

luv2cook wrote:

Ok I have a question. Im not trying to be a smartass here, I honestly would like to know. Is it possible that this topic be moved to the general discussion section? Everytime the Classified Topic is lit I come looking for an ad and this really doesnt fit that area. As far as things for sale or things being needed etc.

Just my half cent.

If the LHC works as some predict, it will not be necessary to move this thread as we will no longer exist tomorrow....

nitromaxx98 wrote:

luv2cook wrote:

Ok I have a question. Im not trying to be a smartass here, I honestly would like to know. Is it possible that this topic be moved to the general discussion section? Everytime the Classified Topic is lit I come looking for an ad and this really doesnt fit that area. As far as things for sale or things being needed etc.

Just my half cent.

If the LHC works as some predict, it will not be necessary to move this thread as we will no longer exist tomorrow....

luv2cook wrote:

Ok I have a question. Im not trying to be a smartass here, I honestly would like to know. Is it possible that this topic be moved to the general discussion section? Everytime the Classified Topic is lit I come looking for an ad and this really doesnt fit that area. As far as things for sale or things being needed etc.

Just my half cent.

I just looked and at the top of the page it says gen discuss????either your confused or I am??

by the way,if this guy may suck us into the earth-why is he allowed to do this and who's allowing him to do it????

He is allowed to do this in the name of science and discovery.

I gave him permission.

wilkykav2 wrote:

luv2cook wrote:

Ok I have a question. Im not trying to be a smartass here, I honestly would like to know. Is it possible that this topic be moved to the general discussion section? Everytime the Classified Topic is lit I come looking for an ad and this really doesnt fit that area. As far as things for sale or things being needed etc.

Just my half cent.

I just looked and at the top of the page it says gen discuss????either your confused or I am??

I moved it.

Thanks Suz,like I need help to get confused

We are still here, does that mean the collider didn't work?

thnx Suz for the move.

Or maybe it did work and we are just not aware we are dead, yet.

lisav wrote:

Or maybe it did work and we are just not aware we are dead, yet.

link



Latest news...So far So good...... Ii Still have friends from overseas that I have yet to hear from tho.

My son got up with no grumpiness this morning. Something happened...

Just wait until they get to full power. I don't care how far they're underground,if it's not a black hole thats created then there may a ripple affect of some kind. What the hell is wrong with their government?

crutch51 wrote:

Just wait until they get to full power. I don't care how far they're underground,if it's not a black hole thats created then there may a ripple affect of some kind. What the hell is wrong with their government?

We're all gonna DIE!!!

nitromaxx98 wrote:

crutch51 wrote:

Just wait until they get to full power. I don't care how far they're underground,if it's not a black hole thats created then there may a ripple affect of some kind. What the hell is wrong with their government?

We're all gonna DIE!!!

...eventually...

Spitter Swallow wrote:

How scientists plan to recreate the Big Bang with the 7,000-ton Atlas detector

I wonder if it still looks that pretty?? Black hole, I know they do crazy thimgs with that. Our earth willturn inside out and explode OMG

Who moved this back?

luv2cook wrote:

Who moved this back?

Ditto.
And................ The Large Hadron Collider is ready to start smashing its first particles together early next week after glitches with the $7.2 billion "big bang machine" were fixed by engineers.

Although scientists had hoped that the successful creation of the particle accelerator's first beams last Wednesday would clear the way for trial collisions this week, the timetable has had to be delayed because of power failures that affected its cooling system.

The problems were resolved finally Wednesday and the team was planning to resume circulating beams of protons around the 17-mile ring that night.



We may still die

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,424682,00.html

Plans for the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) to start smashing its first particles next week have been derailed after it developed a significant fault Friday.

The problem with one of the $7.2 billion accelerator's superconducting magnets means it will be impossible to stage its first trial collisions on Monday, and further delays could follow once the damage has been fully assessed.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,425405,00.html

Saved again.

Supercooled helium that chills the LHC's magnets to 1.8 degrees centigrade above absolute zero was released into the accelerator's 17-mile tunnel in the incident.


wow.

I also read some hackers did what hackers do, and hacked into their system.....

Sezzzzz theys gonna be down for 2 months!


MSN Link

They're talking about your machine on the History Channel, Mikey.