jokes thread

Samwitty wrote:

'The good news,' Rose said, 'is that there's softball in Heaven. Better yet all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired.'

'That's fantastic,' said Barb. 'It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?'

'You're pitching Tuesday.'

Good joke, but if I was 90 and knew I'd be young again doing what I liked best with all my old friends in perfect weather I'm not sure I'd call dying bad news. Unless she gets ate by a bear or drowns in her commode or something.