Will Pelosi hump Obama's leg tonight

After jumping up and down like a horny cheerleader during Obama's last speech, will Nancy finally tell him tonight she wants to have his baby?

Tune in at 8:00 PM Eastern Time to "As the stomach turns"..

Nice pic! Looks like he's getting ready to slip her the tongue!

Photo title.... "Yeah, sure I still respect you and of course I will call you........ whatever"

The foreplay pillow talk goes...


"And now we shall solidify our grip on power with the consumation of our vows and beyond. We shall conceive not only the next leader of the free world, but a responsible citizen. One that will take control of....."

"... all of the power available in oversized heads in Amerika."

Looks to me like they're having a conversation, Oakland.

steinem wrote:

Looks to me like they're having a conversation, Oakland.

Yep, sure does.

Hey, RZ, were you making a polarization point by sticking a photo of Republicans underneath the Dems?

BigBadBeast wrote:

Hey, RZ, were you making a polarization point by sticking a photo of Republicans underneath the Dems?

Would this be a better comparison?

This whole thread is getting too mushy.

Downright putrid.

steinem wrote:

Looks to me like they're having a conversation, Oakland.

"Oh, Barry, I can't contain myself any longer! I must have you tonight!"

"I have a gift, Nan. Meet me at midnight in the Monica Closet."

Bush probably has a handful of the Arab's ass

Blackie Kuhn wrote:

Bush probably has a handful of the Arab's ass

So far Bighead has won the gross out award.

Ratzilla wrote:

So far Bighead has won the gross out award.

Ok, I'll one-up myself:

With the lights low, from a distance, and at just the right angle... ol Nancy don't look half bad.

She'd fit right in down at the Shoe.

hey! I met my second wife at the Horseshoe

Bighead wrote:

With the lights low, from a distance, and at just the right angle... ol Nancy don't look half bad.

She'd fit right in down at the Shoe.

I noticed she didn't look as hagged out in the photo, but was afraid to admit it. I suppose that big hungry for the black man smile stretches out the loose hide. Yeah, I've seen worse in that bar, which is why I'm rarely in it.

The year is 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.



However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:





Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer



See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?



I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Except, unfortunately, they weren't. Though they are jackasses, that part is true.