Golf Panties

The Swede's wife stepped up to the tee and ' as she bent over to place the ball , a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed her lack of underwear .
"Good God woman ! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?",Ole demanded .
"well you don't give me enough houskeeping money to afford any ,"she replied .
The Swede immediately reached into his pocket and said ,"For the sake of decency, here's $50.
Go and buy yourself some underwear."


Next, the Irishman's wife bent over to set her ball on the tee .
Her skirt also blew up to show that she too , is wearing no undies .
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no Knickers.
Why not?"
She replied "I can't afford any on the little money you give me ."
Patrick reached into his pocket and said ,For the sake of decency ,here's a $20. Go out and buy yourself some underwear !"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bent over .
The wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked .

"Sweet Mudder of Jaysus , Aggie ! Where the hell are yer drawers?"
She too explained , "You dinna give me enough money to be able to affard any ."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and said ,Well, fer the love of Jaysus ,here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit ."