Pants vs. Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for
a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants,
handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here,
try these on..'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said,
'Here, you try on mine.'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

Ok I guess I will not post any more things I think are funny.

Geez Louise, Moses. Nobody's been on here to have read it.

Don't be so sensitive.

Slickjay, I thought it was funny, I just don't comment on everything anymore. Sometimes it gets me into trouble. lol

There is that, too, slider. It is funny, though.

slickjay12 wrote:

Ok I guess I will not post any more things I think are funny.

Maybe you just need to include an alternate punch line for the male readers like this.....

Quote :

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

ALTERNATE PUNCH LINE....

So Mike said, "That's ok, ten dollars will still get me in your sisters."