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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeThu Jul 31, 2008 11:35 pm

I saw something about this on the news! The clip is pretty funny. (But I'm not from Canton!)
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeThu Jul 31, 2008 11:44 pm

Speaking as a lifelong Canton resident, I am offended.
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeThu Jul 31, 2008 11:49 pm

I thought you were from the Hoxie area???? Canton Ks JOke 645905
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeThu Jul 31, 2008 11:52 pm

Maybe.... Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeThu Jul 31, 2008 11:54 pm

AWwww. are you mad that I busted you? Canton Ks JOke 58289
I would like to think that even those who are from Canton would be able to pick up the scarcasm of Colbert.
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeThu Jul 31, 2008 11:55 pm

It was funny, sheesh...
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeFri Aug 01, 2008 12:47 am

Most people from Canton just say they're from McPherson, anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeFri Aug 01, 2008 6:10 am

Saw this on the news. Young fellow they interviewed seemed pleased that his town was mentioned for any reason. Thought it might drum up a little tourism. They invited Colbert to visit their town.

Had a few beers in their tavern many years ago.Decent people to drink with.
Gateway to the Maxwell Game Preserve.
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nitromaxx98 wrote:
It was funny, sheesh...
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no longer on there......youtube bastards
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Why did they take it off? I cant find it on there now, I will look for it!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeSat Aug 02, 2008 12:29 am

i pronounce that, freakin hilarious... Canton Ks JOke 58289
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robert wrote:
i pronounce that, freakin hilarious... Canton Ks JOke 58289

See, told you it was funny.....
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeMon Aug 04, 2008 6:44 pm

I laughed my silly arse off when I saw this. You can tell that he is clearly joking, laughing with us as he says it. Of course it is a joke. And, this may be the only time EVER that Canton Kansas was mentioned on the news. So, they get some publicity from it.

Laugh and have fun I say. There are too many BAD things that are serious and worth our attention. Why not have a little fun here.

I liked Gov Seb's response as well. WE can get you bucked off of something!
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeMon Aug 04, 2008 7:01 pm

Colbert's remarks draws Kan. governor's response






Associated Press - July 31, 2008 5:34 PM ET

TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) - Stephen Colbert has a standing invitation from Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius to spend a night in the historic jail in Canton, Kan.

Colbert, host of Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report," jokingly insulted the town of 800 residents Wednesday night, saying, "You can smell that dump all the way from Topeka." Canton, in McPherson County, is about 105 miles southwest of the capital.

Colbert's remarks came as he apologized to Canton, Ga., for calling it crappy last week. He said he actually meant the Kansas town.

Sebelius mailed and faxed him a letter Thursday. She said it was a shame that he had missed the McPherson County Fair, "where we surely could have gotten you bucked off something."

She then extended the invitation for a night in jail.

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeMon Aug 04, 2008 8:42 pm

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Laugh and have fun I say. There are too many BAD things that are serious and worth our attention. Why not have a little fun here.

I'm willing to bet they could have sold T-shirt online that said

Canton, KS you can smell it from Topeka!
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeMon Aug 04, 2008 11:36 pm

Shit. peeps, smile, life is short.
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeTue Aug 05, 2008 3:50 pm

I think it is funny, My ex lives there and Child support cant even get his worthless butt to contact him for the past 6 months, How small does a town need to be??...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Canton Ks JOke   Canton Ks JOke Icon_minitimeTue Aug 05, 2008 5:10 pm

mikecc wrote:
Colbert's remarks draws Kan. governor's response






Associated Press - July 31, 2008 5:34 PM ET

TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) - Stephen Colbert has a standing invitation from Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius to spend a night in the historic jail in Canton, Kan.

Colbert, host of Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report," jokingly insulted the town of 800 residents Wednesday night, saying, "You can smell that dump all the way from Topeka." Canton, in McPherson County, is about 105 miles southwest of the capital.

Colbert's remarks came as he apologized to Canton, Ga., for calling it crappy last week. He said he actually meant the Kansas town.

Sebelius mailed and faxed him a letter Thursday. She said it was a shame that he had missed the McPherson County Fair, "where we surely could have gotten you bucked off something."

She then extended the invitation for a night in jail.

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

To me, there is something very funny about taking something straight from the AP wire, publishing it here, and including the Copyright statements that indicates that this very act of publishing is against the law. Ha ha Smile
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