Time for some Campaignin'

That is funny.

well its true!!!

they say what we want to hear, but things arent gonna change!!! Those Big jerks!!!

How can you tell when a politician is lying?????

c'mon now............. this one should be easy..............

LukeTHr wrote:

How can you tell when a politician is lying?????

their lips are moving...............

Somebody spent some time on that. LOL

A farmer who lives in the middle of nowhere goes to town for the sheriff after a busload of politicians crashes. Upon arriving back on scene the sheriff sees the wrecked bus, but none of it's passengers. He asks "Where are they all? You take em to your house or something?"

The farmer said "Naw I dug a big hole and buried em. It's a warm day and I didn't want em fermentin in the sun and stinkin up the place." The sheriff says "Damn, so all of em were killed?" The farmer replies "Well alot of em claimed they wasn't dead, but you know how them bastards lie."