I'm bored, let's write a story..................a crazy one!!!!

her herpes scabs

while she ate

pancakes from IHOP.

and sang " Kung foo fighting"

and their kicks were...

mighty

slow.

and low as she proceeded to fill her hooka pipe and sang once again, but this time it was about the zombie she was dating who liked to.......

dance in the summer night's shimmering moon.

With the moons natural light there were five monster kids walking

pulling, and tearing

at my now tattered apron. The same apron I got as a gift from

Grandma, out of her trunk of antique...

purple bobs

she had saved this special apron just for

American chopper supper at

the biker bar. Once I got loose from the monster kids I

glanced out of the corner of my wild brown eyes

and couldn't believe what I saw.... It was dracula on rollerblades! Which reminds me...

My Count Chocula was getting soggy.

So i conjured up my faithful spirits of .....................jack daniels and proceeded to......

pour the jack in a ring of fire which I had to jump through to get to....

a hollow log. But it wasn't the hollow log that my shoes were hidden in. This log held

trolls..

They were a friendly sort of trolls, with magical powers, so I asked them to

splain sumpin to me

I asked, why didnt you ever get billy goat gruff?

He said he knew how to...

dig up loads of gold and

treasures, but that goats were elusive creatures."

Just then the Troll sunk into the

hole in the earth that used to be an oil well,but now has dried up because ms. troll's great grandparents were hard on the earth and didn't recycle enough OR save energy

they also didnt watch the Planet Green channel(?????)

so now they have to live in bubbles and can't smoke their hooka pipes

but Papa Troll always looked for a way to smoke it

while he was out being a ankle biter and harassing the...........

hot college girls with their Britney Spears " opps I did it again " outfits.....

but the wise old old woman didn't notice.She came from the crystal She was here to to tell all the good and humble people how to make the earth whole again, and how then the great and spirited jewels would make them......

young, healthy, horny, but they had to do three things...1.

2 girls must drink from a famous cup

wait wait, is it drink or...........

softserve that is flavored with tabasco

Second, they must

learn how to speak piglatin.................

Fo Shizzle!!!!!!!

so that they can communicate with Petunia Pig. And last, they have to

kiss the foreheads of

fifteen snakes.

Trouser snakes that is.

with the longest hissin tounges ever!