That Damn Jar!

A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office for a sperm count test.

The doctor gave the man a jar, told him to take it home and return the next day with a sample.

The next day, the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave the doctor the jar, which was as clean and empty as on previous day.

The doctor asked what happened.

"Well, doc, it's like this:
First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then with my left... still nothing.
Then, I asked my wife for help. She tried her right hand... but nothing. Then her left... still nothing.
She even tried with her month, both with and without her teeth... and still nothing.
We even called the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

THAT is my favorite joke...as i already heard it on the radio a few years back...and i still love it...

Now thats just dang funny. Ratzilla is visiting here and he laughed at it too

tell him to get his ass home and get online, NOW!!

I told him his attendance here has been requested. He just said" I already told you my position on that " You call him and bug him

PM me his number and its DONE!