multi-religious household

Some of you may know that my wife and I ascribe to differing religions- an occasional source of conflict in our otherwise happy marriage. As a Pastafarian, I believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the earth over 100 years ago, and I admire Him for his giant balls. But apparently my wife has not been touched by His noodley appendage, and she believes that the Invisible Pink Unicorn is paradoxically both Invisible and Pink. I try my damnedest to tolerate her beliefs, even though I reckon her fondness for pepperoni amounts to heresy according to her professed beliefs.

Anyway, conflict between Pastafarians and Adorers of the IPU is inevitable, as evidenced here:

WARNING! Watching this video without requisite knowledge of the subject matter may result in confusion, dizziness, and spiritual angst. Contains scenes of gratuitous Spiritual Warfare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TagemN7kkw&feature=related

I just hope our happy home isn't torn apart.

Join together to form your own pink invisible noodley appendageness. I'm sure the masses will rejoice.

Oh Hell no! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true Gawd. I hate the my dear wife will be damned for all eternity... but it was her choice to follow a false diety.

Ten years ago I'd have said my beliefs revolved around getting a fine piece of tail and beer. But at my age I'm beginning to understand that beer is the only thing that continues to be there for me while I've pretty much lost faith in ever seeing the other.

Sorry, Jess. I should've posted this with a disclaimer. One needs to be familiar with the basic tenets of Pastafarianism and the Adoration of the IPU to truely appreciate this video. Watching said video without requisite knowledge of the subject matter may result in confusion, dizziness, and spiritual angst.

Neccesary background information for both competing religions can be found at these links.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_spaghetti_monster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_pink_unicorn

Sorry, Bighead. I didn't mean to offend you and your Pastafarianistic beliefs.

Disclaimer added to opening post.

Suzy- don't worry about offending me. Worry about offending HIM. For his noodles are infinite in reach.

Sure alot of talk about noodles lately.

I've got my fork ready! I'm not a'skeert.

Careful suzy. He may reach out with his many noodley appendages and fork you back. Pretty powerful guy that FSM

All hail the mighty FSM he will fuck your world up

You know, I bet it'd have been funny to sit in on all that debate over intelligent design being taught in KS schools. Seems to me being touched by the noodley appendage is about as believable as any religion. And pink invisible unicorns sound pretty logical by biblical standards too. I guess I'm pretty dull. I always figured some advanced aliens put us here as an experiment to see how long it'd take us to self destruct. I think a Pastafaraian church in Hays would be hilarious.

Born a Catholic, married an Episcopalian by a Nazarene minister in a Methodist church and had the first child baptized in the Lutheran church....

Figure this one out.

I guess we have our bases covered.

Born again Pagan

I notice the Pastafarians don't recognize Cheezus. I'd think it'd be perfect. The son of Spaghetti Monster. Cheezus of Parmesan.

Oh, Gouda one.

Sounds to me as if this guy has had a few bad LSD experiences in his lifetime,and if you want to get dizzy and confused then watch the movie Cloverfield. Crutch51

I've always thought most religions were the result of the writers overusage of drugs and alcohol. Or maybe just schizophrenia.

that might explain the pink unicorn

A good dose of hallucinogens could just produce a pink invisible unicorn. I imagine things like women turning into pillars of salt and such were more likely the product of primitive minds inventing things to explain the unexplained. Maybe with a little wine and hashish as contributing factors.