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RomadBuff
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PostSubject: Retirement Planning!   Retirement Planning! Icon_minitimeWed Mar 26, 2008 7:20 pm

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminum/glass recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.


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PostSubject: Re: Retirement Planning!   Retirement Planning! Icon_minitimeWed Mar 26, 2008 7:24 pm

One good friend of mine is coming over tonight for a recycling effort. :pirat:

Another good friend of mine is a legit metals recycler. Big, big money these days.
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PostSubject: Re: Retirement Planning!   Retirement Planning! Icon_minitimeThu Mar 27, 2008 1:14 am

I like that last investment option, where do I sign up at?
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