Top Ten Signs That the Economy Sucks

10. You get a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

9. CEO's are playing miniature golf.

8. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

7. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

6. McDonald's "Dollar Menu" now features the Quarter Ouncer.

5. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from the United States.

4. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

3. A picture is now only worth 200 words.

2. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they have to share a room.

1. The guy who made 50 billion dollars disappear is being investigated by the people who made 1.5 trillion dollars disappear.

Those are good. And on that note, has anyone noticed the tube in TP rolls has recently gotten bigger? Less on the roll but what're you gonna do? Go back to our grandparents way of keeping last years Sears catalogs in the toilet?

Ratzilla wrote:

Those are good. And on that note, has anyone noticed the tube in TP rolls has recently gotten bigger? Less on the roll but what're you gonna do? Go back to our grandparents way of keeping last years Sears catalogs in the toilet?

Problem is there aren't any Sears catalogs. That might help out newspaper subscriptions tho.

Good ones.

The Other One wrote:

10. You get a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

9. CEO's are playing miniature golf.

8. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

7. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

6. McDonald's "Dollar Menu" now features the Quarter Ouncer.

5. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from the United States.

4. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

3. A picture is now only worth 200 words.

2. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they have to share a room.

1. The guy who made 50 billion dollars disappear is being investigated by the people who made 1.5 trillion dollars disappear.