Archie enters the room as Edith is setting the table for dinner. Mike and Gloria are kissing while seated at the table.
Archie: "Oh, Jeez. Would youz two quit slobbering all over the dinner table and help ya mutha get the food out here?"
Mike: "What's the big deal, Arch? I bet you and Mom were the same way when you were younger."
Edith: "Oh, no. Archie's never been a slobberer. He's always been more of a pecker."