Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation's Idiots

Everytime I see a ski resort accident or avalanche death on the news I wonder why the reporters act like it's so unexpected and shocking. It's kind of like someone living beside the Florida Everglades and everyone being shocked that they got killed by a gator.

Or in easy to understand Kansas terms, it's like a driver who wrecks right after saying "Hold my beer and watch this."