Inappropriate Christmas gifts

The Li'l Nudist Hornet Farm.

The Duncan Yo---goes down, never comes back up. Teaches children about warranties.

The "Learn About Puberty" Chia Pet.

The Laff-O-Minnit Spellin Tooter.

Water Retention Wanda---teaches kids about the calendar.

Chocolate covered lead soldiers.

Islamic Strip Poker Game---lose a hand, lose a hand.

Monty Python "I'm a Lumberjack Dress-up Kit."

Garfield's Junior Taxidermy Set---refills available at any animal shelter.

Taliban Ken--Comes with AK-47, RPG, and IED. Suicide bomber vest available.

Taliban Barbie---Taliban Ken can have as many as he wants.

Fire Ant Farm.

Exon Valdise Aquarium Kit---complete with can of Penzoil.

Jonestown Koolaide Station---comes with 200 single-use paper cups.

OJ's Junior Detective Kit--your child can look for the "real" killer.