Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 5:00AM.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" Makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap!"
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

The team of buggy horses are showing excessive sweat from drag racing.

Looses flat brim hat,....probably horse drag racing.

There is a bottle of lotion and kleenexes by his bed.

Kleenex makes tissue with lotion now....

There was a pinback button in the 70's that had an Amish guy on it saying "Go Intercourse Thyself"

Was it someone on these boards that told the joke about how many guys an Amish prostitute typically services in an evening?

About three Mennonite.