halloween jokes

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...

1. So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.

What is Dracula's favorite kind of dog?
A blood hound.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

What does a ghost find when he picks his nose?

Boo- gers