Jesus is Watching

A burglar breaks into a house while nobody is home and starts filling his napsack with the family jewelry. Suddenly, a voice comes out of the corner saying,"Jesus is watching you."

The guy shines his flashlight into the corner and sees a pitbull, fast asleep, with a parrot on a perch over his head. He says, "You're nothing but a dumb parrot."

He continues loading the jewelry into his bag, and again the parrot says, "Jesus is watching you."

Now annoyed, the burglar says, "Why don't you just shut up like your friend?"

The parrot says, "Okay. Sic 'em, Jesus!"