Wanted - One Good Man

I’m searching for a GOOD man for my newly separated sister!

Must:
Be under the age of 99
Be loyal, kind, respectful, supportive, caring and trustworthy
Love children
Be somewhat attractive (I don’t want her chewing her arm off in the morning!)
Have a job, a house, and a vehicle

Applicants must not:
Have any stage five clinging ex-girlfriends
Be into heart and head games
Be liars and cheaters
Have any sort of cowardly ways within

She:
Enjoys walks under the stars and moonlight
Enjoys the peaceful countryside
Likes BBQ’s and Beer with friends and family
Is dedicated to activities with her children
Enjoys adventurous (sometimes dangerous!) things
Enjoys the simple life
Enjoys country drives
Is a total one-of-a-kind redneck girl!

How to apply:
If you fit the description, please apply via private message (or email) to me. If I survive the ass kicking she’ll deliver to me once she realizes I’ve done this, I promise to get back with you.

Thank you!

Good luck finding one of those! If you do, let me know if there are more of them! Thanks!

Does he have to be single?

yes- and he cannot enjoy,play OR talk about video games-hmmmphh


........sorry,not my thread-

Have any stage five clinging ex-girlfriends


Yes, that also goes for clingy, psychotic, harassing, insane girlfriends, too

i would apply but I am to fat and ugly

slickjay12 wrote:

i would apply but I am to fat and ugly

LOL slick, that doesnt make you any less of a man. What she needs is a REAL man who won't let her down, like the last PERSON did who let her down and led her to believe things he had no intentions of following thru on....

Too Cute Justoo. She has one of those already and he is very loyal to her. But he doesn't satisfy all her "needs".

Maybe this would fill in for now

that's one big pickle!

suzyr wrote:

that's one big pickle!

Kosher?

Justoo wrote:

suzyr wrote:

that's one big pickle!

Kosher?

Certainly appears to be... uncut.

Sweet or sour?

Most pickles are sour.

Cute slick, but that is not quite what I was getting at. I meant the snuggling, the hand holding, ya know that sort of stuff.

firemanswife wrote:

Cute slick, but that is not quite what I was getting at. I meant the snuggling, the hand holding, ya know that sort of stuff.

i love to snuggle i guess that makes me rare among men

Slick, she had a GREAT guy, but he totally led her all wrong in their relationship and left her completely gun shy.... But Yes, guys who cuddle are a rarity, but there IS a few. We can pray that those rare guys find their way to this ad.

firemanswife wrote:

Be loyal, kind, respectful, supportive, caring and trustworthy

Have you tried the Boy Scouts?

The Other One wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

Be loyal, kind, respectful, supportive, caring and trustworthy

Have you tried the Boy Scouts?

I should have put for the age of 30-99!

Snuggling can be better than sex

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex

huh????

firemanswife wrote:

The Other One wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

Be loyal, kind, respectful, supportive, caring and trustworthy

Have you tried the Boy Scouts?

I should have put for the age of 30-99!

99 eliminates Ratz....

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex

I agree with that nitro. But there are the times that you need the sex too.

wilkykav2 wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex

huh????

Sex boils down to feeling good outside. Snuggling boils down to feeling good inside.

firemanswife wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex

I agree with that nitro. But there are the times that you need the sex too.

of course!

I knew you would see it my way

firemanswife wrote:

I knew you would see it my way

So is she available for test drives?

....runs again....

nitromaxx98 wrote:

wilkykav2 wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

Snuggling can be better than sex

huh????

Sex boils down to feeling good outside. Snuggling boils down to feeling good inside.

Amen!'Cept for sometimes-agreed!

nitromaxx98 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

I knew you would see it my way

So is she available for test drives?

....runs again....

We would have to talk about this in more detail.


I will bury the next person that breaks her heart

firemanswife wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

I knew you would see it my way

So is she available for test drives?

....runs again....

We would have to talk about this in more detail.


I will bury the next person that breaks her heart

Sisterly love does that...

nitromaxx98 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

nitromaxx98 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

I knew you would see it my way

So is she available for test drives?

....runs again....

We would have to talk about this in more detail.


I will bury the next person that breaks her heart

Sisterly love does that...

I am damn proud to have her as my sis too.

There is no guarantee that her heart will not be broken again. The human spirit can be bent and even broken, but failure to try only makes one bitter. That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.

Trust me, I know...

nitromaxx98 wrote:

There is no guarantee that her heart will not be broken again. The human spirit can be bent and even broken, but failure to try only makes one bitter. That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.

Trust me, I know...

Yes, heartbreak happens and (she) never felt she was immune to it, but the person she trusted the most - the person who insisted they'd NEVER do such a thing to her, let her down the most ... She does have the strength to carry on and I know there are other fishies in the sea that are PERFECT for her.

How old is she??

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

slickjay12 wrote:

How old is she??

She just turned 31.

good age not yet in prime breeding years

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess

post a pic of her

fescue wrote:

post a pic of her

I would love to post a pic of her, but I am afraid that once she find out about this that I am going to be in deep deep shit. So just give me a few days and I will have one for ya.

firemanswife wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess

Thanks!!!

jessks75 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess

Thanks!!!

Jess rejected me....

jessks75 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess

Thanks!!!

I have so many men that ask me this too...I am not much of a match maker though.

you never mentioned her age

firemanswife wrote:

fescue wrote:

post a pic of her

I would love to post a pic of her, but I am afraid that once she find out about this that I am going to be in deep deep shit.

It doesn't matter... a-hem... you'll always be her sister, no matter how mortifying this will be for her.

nitromaxx98 wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

firemanswife wrote:

jessks75 wrote:

hey while we are at it, I am looking for one of those too!!!

If I find a group of them, I'll send them your way jess

Thanks!!!

Jess rejected me....

When Did I EVER reject you silly......I love you, opps you didnt know?

fescue wrote:

you never mentioned her age

I did post it earlier she just turned 31 (for the second time)