Ness City, Part Deux

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NESS CITY, Kan. — A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body has been arrested in a separate case.

Authorities say Kory McFarren was arrested Sunday for alleged lewd and lascivious behavior. He allegedly exposed himself to a neighbor's teenage daughter and her friends. He spent the night in jail before posting bond.

No charges had been filed by Thursday. The 36-year-old McFarren could not be reached for comment.

He was charged last week with a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. That was after his girlfriend was found stuck to the toilet in late February.

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This guy needs locked up for the rest of his life. He is a very sick bas.... oops individual.

Wait a minute.. This guy was only charged with a misdemeanor for leaving his woman stuck on a toilet for 2 years, but a guy was charged with a felony for humping his patio table?

Don't misunderstand, I realize the table humper was near a school, and the guy in Ness showed himself to the neighbor girls, but why wasn't this pinhead already facing felony charges for what he did to his girlfriend? A misdemeanor for what he did to her? Give me a friggin break.

stick the ness city guy in a dog costume and throw him in the same cell as the guy from hutch who screws dogs.

zeke wrote:

stick the ness city guy in a dog costume and throw him in the same cell as the guy from hutch who screws dogs.

You know, for a guy who likes Evangelist churches you're pretty damn cool. Your suggestion is priceless.