Divorce Math

Doing the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he payed her $49 million Plus, whatever he spent on her while married to her!

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per boinking, not counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs of being married to her.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour.

And that's Crazy, right?

But... get this!

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

PLUS!!! Value-added benefits are:

A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *

NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of math qwiz they should be teaching in our schools?

makes sense to me..............

Sounds great. Except that I can't afford $4000 for the call girl, and we all know what the average working guy can afford.

I would truly like to smack Heather Mills upside the head! What a biatch!

SlumberGirl wrote:

I would truly like to smack Heather Mills upside the head! What a biatch!

f stands for fuck

I agree that Paul should have grabbed a $4,000 call girl everytime he wanted sex, he would have been a heck of a lot better off without that money grabbing bitch! That's

highly illeagal.

Not in some places...

not in very many places.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Paul could afford to go where ever he would need to. I just wish she wouldn't have taken advantage of the situation.

I'm also pretty sure that he would not ALWAYS be in a place with leagalized prostitution every time he got the hankerin'.

SlumberGirl wrote:

I would truly like to smack Heather Mills upside the head! What a biatch!

Im with ya here!

meow!

mikecc wrote:

meow!

Here Kitty Kitty, put the momma and children to bed and lets go find dinner!!!! Winner Winner Chicken dinner.

Ratzilla wrote:

Sounds great. Except that I can't afford $4000 for the call girl, and we all know what the average working guy can afford.

the average working guy can't afford jack-squat

while I am thinking about it..... a guy I used to work with had a saying that makes a lot of sense. The definition of marriage is... the fucking you get for the fucking you got

easy now!!! lol

LukeTHr wrote:

the average working guy can't afford jack-squat

But he can afford a hell of a lot more than the average out-of-work guy.

I agree that Heather is a gold digger and manipulator however Paul is a big boy who has been around the block. He made some pretty poor choices. It's all about choices and we always are held responsible for them. Now he will deal with her forever because of the daughter. Best choice, he should have paid the $4000 for a no strings romp or two.