Where did the white man go wrong??

I am not sure if this really belongs in the humor section or the political section..... but here goes.....

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG?

Indian Chief, 'Two Eagles,' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.'

Heard that before. Old Indian speak with straight tongue.

The white man is crazy. He plants grass just so he can cut it back down.

Bighead wrote:

The white man is crazy. He plants grass just so he can cut it back down.

He also puts some of the grass he plants in his peace pipe.