dz724
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 |  Subject: How to Hug A Baby  Sat May 03, 2008 10:20 am | |
| Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.  2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by
employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder
and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby. 3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the
'paw slide' easier. 4. The 'paw slide' -- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for
possible close-up.  5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.
 Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled evironment for the rest of
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jessks75
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| | Subject: Re: How to Hug A Baby Sat May 03, 2008 10:25 am | |
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nobodysbusiness
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| | Subject: Re: How to Hug A Baby Sat May 03, 2008 1:00 pm | |
| awwwwwwwwwwwwww how sweet! | |
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Justoo
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| | Subject: Re: How to Hug A Baby Sat May 03, 2008 1:22 pm | |
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SlumberGirl
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| | Subject: Re: How to Hug A Baby Sat May 03, 2008 1:54 pm | |
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