1. Beer stains wash out
2. You can enjoy a beer all month long
3. you don't have to wine and dine a beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently while you are playing ball, cards, golf...........
5. When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out
6. Beer is never "Late"
7. Hangovers go away
8. A Beer does not get jealous when you grab another beer
9. Beer labels come off without a fight
10. When you go to a bar, You know that you can always pick up a beer
11. Beer never haas a headache
12. A beer does not get upset if you come home with a beer on your breath
13. After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime
14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head
15. You can always have more than one beer a night
16. A beer always goes down easily
17. You can always share a beer with your friends
18. You always know you are the first to pop a beer
19 A beer is always wet
20. Beer does not demand equality
21. You can have a beer in public
22. A beer does not care when you get home
23 A frigid beer is a good beer
24. You do not have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:13 pm
