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PostSubject: The Picnic   The Picnic Icon_minitimeMon Jun 13, 2011 1:23 pm

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A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic.. Old friends, they began their usual banter.
"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to try it.. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it ?"
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding !"
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PostSubject: Re: The Picnic   The Picnic Icon_minitimeMon Jun 13, 2011 3:30 pm

I'd take pu$$y over a pulled pork sandwich any day.
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PostSubject: Re: The Picnic   The Picnic Icon_minitimeMon Jun 13, 2011 6:50 pm

The Other One wrote:
I'd take pu$$y over a pulled pork sandwich any day.

Yeah, but according to the claims alot of priests prefer little weenies.
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PostSubject: Re: The Picnic   The Picnic Icon_minitimeTue Jun 14, 2011 2:09 am

Ratzilla wrote:
The Other One wrote:
I'd take pu$$y over a pulled pork sandwich any day.

Yeah, but according to the claims alot of priests prefer little weenies.

Was if Anthony Weiner was an alter boy?
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PostSubject: Re: The Picnic   The Picnic Icon_minitimeSat Jun 25, 2011 4:40 am

The Other One wrote:
Ratzilla wrote:
The Other One wrote:
I'd take pu$$y over a pulled pork sandwich any day.

Yeah, but according to the claims alot of priests prefer little weenies.

Was if Anthony Weiner was an alter boy?

If his parents found out he was an alter boy they'd let loose with a few Oy Vey's
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