There is a guy living nearby who has a not-so-big yard and a not-so-small riding mower which has two, enormoid grass bags on back. I think the mower spends more time on his driveway turning around than it does on his lawn. I don't know, maybe he has a big backyard, but it amuses me each time I see him out there.
Any contributory anecdotes relevant to the topic are most welcome.