Santa unhappy with the cookies left for him...Merry Christmas from KMAYX, folks!!!!

I know I'd enjoy a pile of chocolate chip sliders with a big glass a milk. And hopefully the old man will leave off one of those cool Star Trek lazer guns that shoot those little colored disks!

alg8tr wrote:

I know I'd enjoy a pile of chocolate chip sliders with a big glass a milk.

"I'm leaving Santa a glass of tap water and some rice. If Santa's anything like me, holiday foods play havoc on his stomach. What are you leaving for him?"

"I can't leave food out in my apartment. I have an excessive rat problem." - from the SNL "Schwetty Balls" skit

The Other One wrote:

alg8tr wrote:

I know I'd enjoy a pile of chocolate chip sliders with a big glass a milk.

"I'm leaving Santa a glass of tap water and some rice. If Santa's anything like me, holiday foods play havoc on his stomach. What are you leaving for him?"

"I can't leave food out in my apartment. I have an excessive rat problem." - from the SNL "Schwetty Balls" skit

YOW!

I settled for my morning mug of Diet Pepsi,...no ice today.

alg8tr wrote:

I settled for my morning mug of Diet Pepsi,...no ice today.

Are you out of ice? I have a recipe I would share with you.

alg8tr wrote:

I settled for my morning mug of Diet Pepsi,...no ice today.

Plenty of ice. Open the front door.

Takes 30 minutes for my house to warm back up....Ha!

Santa didn't get cookies this year. The kids ate them all, so we left out fudge, divinity, mixed nuts for the reindeer and hot chocolate.

Santa had a belly ache this morning, I'm sure.

i would personally like to apologize if santa left any dog and cat hair behind. mighta came from here...