No sense of humor...

A guy comes in the shop this morning with an iphone.

His phone won't ring and he asks if there is an AT&T store here.

I tell him the closest one is Wichita.

He says he's heading west.

I tell him that Denver is his best bet.

He thanks meand prepares to leave.

As he nears the door, he asks if there is an Apple store here.

I tell him yes.

He asks where.

I tell him Dillons, one block north, use south door, turn right, and there's the produce section.

He was not amused....


Some people you just can't please.....

Perhaps you could have interested him in one of these.