Democrats

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."

SciFi wrote:

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."

Reminds me of someone.... Don't know who, though.

nitromaxx98 wrote:

SciFi wrote:

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."

Reminds me of someone.... Don't know who, though.

Reminds me of five people that I can think of off the top of my head- lots of 'disability' cases in Southern Appalachia. And all five are Republicans.

I know some disabilty cases....No no Wellbrocks

But what about Republicans? ALL of the disability cases that I know are Republicans.

I've know both republicans and democrats on disability. But in my experience it always seemed the republicans usually wanted to get back to work and milked it less.

Bighead wrote:

But what about Republicans? ALL of the disability cases that I know are Republicans.

Maybe because Democrats are too lazy to do anything that will get them injured?

republicans are soooooooooooooooooooooooo smart....

robert wrote:

republicans are soooooooooooooooooooooooo smart....

That sign is no indication of the guy's political affiliation. The only thing it proves is that he attended public schools.

uhm... actually your party has been paying money to bus these people around to town hall meetings, and unfortunately they don't come on the short bus, they ridin first class...

robert wrote:

uhm... actually your party has been paying money to bus these people around to town hall meetings, and unfortunately they don't come on the short bus, they ridin first class...

That's pretty funny, because I'm not a member of any political party. Haven't been since I registered to vote when I moved to Shawnee County a couple years ago.

lol! another fake I... congrats on your ability to hide your true affiliations...