What ordering a pizza will be like in....................

What ordering Pizza will be like after Obama's 3rd term.

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Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1752 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2399. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Dang. What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yoghurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes to $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the heck do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2012 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. Oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics.
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As long as they speak decent english and don't shortchange me ...we'll get by

Blackie Kuhn wrote:

As long as they speak decent english and don't shortchange me ...we'll get by

That might be the only inaccuracy in the original post. Cash might be eliminated by then.

It forgot how they would have to wait for a police escort to deliver since he's a registered gunowner.

Ratzilla wrote:

It forgot how they would have to wait for a police escort to deliver since he's a registered gunowner.

Won't be such thing as legal gun ownership by private citizens.

The Other One wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

It forgot how they would have to wait for a police escort to deliver since he's a registered gunowner.

Won't be such thing as legal gun ownership by private citizens.

Probably no private ownership of anything. But in this story the guy still has a checking account and can get cash so I figured the guns weren't gone yet. They can do away with cash before guns.

slider wrote:

You guys got to stop lapping up all the Limbaugh, Hannity and Beck "Kool-Aid" ..... It's bad for your health, both mental and physical. All that self generated and talking points hatred and fear will kill you.

Really? Seems like even your beloved CNN is starting to see what BO is really all about:

5 Freedoms You'd Lose in Health Care Reform

slider wrote:

You guys got to stop lapping up all the Limbaugh, Hannity and Beck "Kool-Aid"

I don't listen to anyone who would feel honored to kiss Reagan's butt. Nor do I listen to anyone who'd like to pucker up for Clinton or Obama's posteriors.

Ratzilla wrote:

slider wrote:

You guys got to stop lapping up all the Limbaugh, Hannity and Beck "Kool-Aid"

I don't listen to anyone who would feel honored to kiss Reagan's butt. Nor do I listen to anyone who'd like to pucker up for Clinton or Obama's posteriors.

Glenn Beck is a libertarian. He and Penn Jillette regularly trash both parties on his show.

The Other One wrote:

Glenn Beck is a libertarian. He and Penn Jillette regularly trash both parties on his show.

Havn't ever heard Beck. What's his show on? I believe in trashing both parties when they screw up, but giving praise when they do well. Lately Ron Paul has been about the only one saying anything praise worthy. But I've kinda drifted away from watching any politics for the most part. Just pisses me off.

And I stay far away from the spin doctors of either side. And as far as Limbaugh goes, his hypocricy on the drug addict thing totally voids anything he says now.

Rush Limbaugh wrote:

There's nothing good about drug use. We know it. It destroys individuals. It destroys families. Drug use destroys societies. Drug use, some might say, is destroying this country. And we have laws against selling drugs, pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs. And the laws are good because we know what happens to people in societies and neighborhoods, which become consumed by them. And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

Shut up and go to jail Rush.

wow this is pretty bad... obama passed a bunch of executive orders tht gave the president inherently unlimited powers when? and why weren't you hobos cryin when it actually happened?

robert wrote:

wow this is pretty bad... obama passed a bunch of executive orders tht gave the president inherently unlimited powers when? and why weren't you hobos cryin when it actually happened?

slickjay12 wrote:

What ordering Pizza will be like after Obama's 3rd term.

It's called dark humor robert. We sure as hell need something to joke about.

Ratzilla wrote:

The Other One wrote:

Glenn Beck is a libertarian. He and Penn Jillette regularly trash both parties on his show.

Havn't ever heard Beck. What's his show on? I believe in trashing both parties when they screw up, but giving praise when they do well.

His radio show is on from 8am-11am weekdays. The closest station to Hays that I know of would be WIBW in Topeka, but there may be others. It streams live from his website, glennbeck.com. It's billed as "the fusion of entertainment and enlightenment." He opens the show each morning with, "Hello, you sick, twisted freaks!" That's a reference to what a newspaper columnist once referred to his audience as.

His TV show is on at 4pm on Fox News Channel. He recently moved from CNN Headline News.

Ok thanks. I get off work in time to catch the 4:00 on Fox. I used to listen to Chuck Harder's radio show on shortwave. He had some good informative shows, but he also had a few too many tin foil hat guests. And a couple of outright nuts.

Ratzilla wrote:

robert wrote:

wow this is pretty bad... obama passed a bunch of executive orders tht gave the president inherently unlimited powers when? and why weren't you hobos cryin when it actually happened?

slickjay12 wrote:

What ordering Pizza will be like after Obama's 3rd term.

It's called dark humor robert. We sure as hell need something to joke about.

nope, these two are actually trying to pawn all these newly found executive powers on obama when they were implemented by the last joke in office, bush the dumber.

robert wrote:

Ratzilla wrote:

robert wrote:

wow this is pretty bad... obama passed a bunch of executive orders tht gave the president inherently unlimited powers when? and why weren't you hobos cryin when it actually happened?

slickjay12 wrote:

What ordering Pizza will be like after Obama's 3rd term.

It's called dark humor robert. We sure as hell need something to joke about.

nope, these two are actually trying to pawn all these newly found executive powers on obama when they were implemented by the last joke in office, bush the dumber.

This is true, stone, but give it time. It's still early. Absolute power corrupts Absolutely..

robert wrote:

these two are actually trying to pawn all these newly found executive powers on obama when they were implemented by the last joke in office, bush the dumber.

Bush being dumber than Obama is what's concerning.