Lexington Police Department reports finding an man's body in the
Kentucky river just west of the ClaysFerryBridge. The dead man's name
will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He
was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on
dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.