Inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calm in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace . Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

thought you said inner piece..

And I thought she said in her peas.

Or an hereps?

I thought when I have gas, I had inner peace?

No, Al, that's called outer peace because everyone stays away from you...

I have 24 various bottles of India Pale Ale and Barleywine ranging from 6.5 to 10% alcohol plus an unfinished bottle of brandy. For the sake of my ulcers I don't think I'll finish all those in one sitting.

Ratzilla wrote:

I have 24 various bottles of India Pale Ale and Barleywine ranging from 6.5 to 10% alcohol plus an unfinished bottle of brandy. For the sake of my ulcers I don't think I'll finish all those in one sitting.

I'll be right over

Hell Id have me some inner peace with all that!! Lets get started Wilky!!!!

I would like some "inner piece" also

Now I have 36 bottles of Ale and a 12 pack of cheap beer. Saw a new hopped up IPA I hadn't tried yet.