The Wife

Please don't take this personally, . . . just from a very good friend of mine really pissed at his better half. The only reason I post it is because I thought that he wrote it well, and creatively. You might want to cut him some slack on his spelling. Quite a very bright, and educated man, but on this subject he just goes ape shit and doesn't care about his spelling.


"My wifes even more of a stress dynamo/monster since I'm leaving for AZ. Normally she runs at about an 85% stress level, but now she's at about 210.
When I'm feeling suicidal I try to offer an idea, help or, worst of all advice. That's just, like I said, suicide.
God forbid she should take a Xanax or anything. That would spoil her fun.
letraps, crocidiles, landmines, Bic lighters in dynamite warehouses. Speeding in a car that has no wheelnuts..."

She need smacking around, or what? I guess we are in favor of Biblical Spousal Abuse.

mikecc wrote:

She need smacking around, or what? I guess we are in favor of Biblical Spousal Abuse.

I'm not, and neither is my friend. Not sure why you made that assumption.