For Kc Griefs Fans

2009 Kansas City Chiefs Schedule


September
13th************Taft Junior High School
20th************Cub Scout Troop #101
27th************Kansas City Blind Academy

October
04**************Spanish American War Vets
11*************Crippled Children's Home
18**************Eloise Mental Hospital
25*************Girl Scout Troop #353

November
01*************Missouri Venereal Disease Clinic
08*************Fraser Boys Choir
15*************Korean Amputees
22*************National Hospital Pastoral Ministers
26*************Missouri River Synchronized Swimming Team

Special Monday night Game
December 08 ***************Greater KC Gay Boys Club

Rules (changed from 08 season)
1. When Playing polio patients, the Chiefs must not disconnect the knee braces.
2. When playing the blind Academy, the Chiefs must not hide the football under their jerseys.

Rules the same from last year.

1. A touch down (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line, for all you lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2. The Chiefs will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3. The Chiefs will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4. The Chiefs will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5. The Chiefs will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards as before.

The KC Chiefs name will be changed to the KC Tampons as they are the only good for one period and have no second string.

Quarterback will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky, she will no doubt blow a few but she certainly won't choke on the big ones.....

You left out the pre season matchup with Marios Barber College from Lincoln Nebraska