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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeThu Dec 25, 2008 4:08 pm
Happy Birthday!!! Jesus 459672
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeThu Dec 25, 2008 5:59 pm
Which Jesus birthday are we celebrating? Is it the one who sells cars at 8th St Auto?
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeThu Dec 25, 2008 7:28 pm
Hayzeus of Nazareth. Careful slick, us heathens may not be allowed to say Happy Birthday to him. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeThu Dec 25, 2008 7:50 pm
She left me for Jesus........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjOflq4Ef4c
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeThu Dec 25, 2008 10:04 pm
Ratzilla wrote:
Hayzeus of Nazareth. Careful slick, us heathens may not be allowed to say Happy Birthday to him. Smile
There's gonna be a lake of fire waiting for you heathens
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeThu Dec 25, 2008 10:49 pm
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 12:30 am
Blackie Kuhn wrote:
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Hayzeus of Nazareth. Careful slick, us heathens may not be allowed to say Happy Birthday to him. Smile
There's gonna be a lake of fire waiting for you heathens

I had a stepmother that worshipped Jimmy Swaggart and called him God's right hand man before he got caught with the hooker. She always told me I'd be burning in the eternal fires of hell. Once when she said that I told her that I might be the one sticking her and Swaggart in the ass with a pitchfork when they arrived. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 8:56 am
Swaggart is just a fraud, he is a prime example of bigotry.
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 9:57 am
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thought this was crazy!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 6:39 pm
Blackie Kuhn wrote:
Ratzilla wrote:
Hayzeus of Nazareth. Careful slick, us heathens may not be allowed to say Happy Birthday to him. Smile
There's gonna be a lake of fire waiting for you heathens
Let me get out my tube so that I can go tubing in that lake.
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 7:16 pm
My ear and sinus infections always clear up in the hot weather.
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 7:20 pm
Do any of you have a boat we could use in that lake?
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 7:22 pm
maybe you could build one that is fireproof Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 7:25 pm
I think my neighbor has a boat, doesn't look like it's been used in years though...
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 7:27 pm
We could fireproof it. I wonder how big this lake of fire is? I hope its bigger than Wilson.
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 8:00 pm
It would have to be just to handle the hypocritical christians. Not to mention the honest pagans.
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 8:11 pm
It'd be cool to put my ex stepmother on skis in that lake. Need a big engine and wide skis though. She's big and very full of shit. A real hypocritical hippo. On the other hand, dragging her without the skis would be even more fitting.
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 8:18 pm
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dragging her without the skis would be even more fitting.

I saw Sackie doing this. The skis weren't working for him so he took them off. Just before the boat took off, someone told him "Whatever you do, don't let go." And he didn't.
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 8:33 pm
Did little baby Jesus water ski?
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 8:34 pm
I hear Moses did.
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus   Jesus Icon_minitimeFri Dec 26, 2008 8:48 pm
Moses was cool. That thing with the slabs of rock was neater. But slick jay says there is no God. Must have been Marvin Rack.
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