To maintain a healthy level of insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Though I've read that before, it still made me chuckle. Thanks for posting it, slick!

#5. I always write in the memo line "For Sexual Favors"

How presidential.

mikecc wrote:

#5. I always write in the memo line "For Sexual Favors"

Oh come on mike who'd believe that? Everyone knows inflatable girls can't cash a check.

But I can still writes them.

I can't wait 'till supper, I'm gonna' use #13!!!

I did #3 to my managers at work a long time ago. The little Korean lady got pissed when she told me to do something and I asked her if she wanted fries with that. She said are you just trying to make me mad and my answer was yes of course.

I and my co-workers like to say lots of things to catch someone off guard. It's a good way to break the monotony.

One guy that owns a Harley always falls for the same joke. On real nice days I'll say it's a nice day to ride the old hog after work. He'll always say something like Yes sir, or It sure is. Then I ask him if he's going to let her ride on his motorcycle too.