Work Christmas parties-how to behave...................

tonite is the 'ol mans Christmas party,so for fun I thought it may be fun to share if you have,or have seen some crazy stuff at a work Christmas party-I'll start................

Not last Christmas,but the Christmas before,here in Hays... the owners wife got puked on-not cool
**Plus I need a list of things NOT to do since it's all -u-can drink Crown and anything else you can think of.Hopefully there will be Corona and I'll just stick to that

wilkykav2 wrote:

tonite is the 'ol mans Christmas party,so for fun I thought it may be fun to share if you have,or have seen some crazy stuff at a work Christmas party-I'll start................

Not last Christmas,but the Christmas before,here in Hays... the owners wife got puked on-not cool
**Plus I need a list of things NOT to do since it's all -u-can drink Crown and anything else you can think of.Hopefully there will be Corona and I'll just stick to that

All you can drink Crown?? WooHoo!! Personally, I prefer Wild Turkey 101.

Wow, our little get together is tonight. I have seen some pretty wild things and not just at Christmas parties lol. I have a designated driver, just need to remember to not get too wild. Sometimes I have been known to do that, just need to cool my jets. It's a good thing the drinks aren't free where I am going. Wilky, you have some fun!!

If we're drunk enough I can walk home,otherwise we'll get a ride or take the Access bus--Slumbergirl you have a good time too!!!!

Thanks Wilky! The Access van can be pretty fun too. I've seen some wild things on those rides late at night too. (785) 621-2580 I hope everyone stays safe this year!

I used to work at a local restaurant and we would always get free drinks at our Christmas parties! Well I guess the "boss" had a few to many. People got up and was singing into the microphone and all of a sudden his "do no wrong" ass got up and started rapping and cussing. It was hilarious although he wife about died. She was so pissed she mad him apologize to all of us the next day. I loved it because he is such an arrogant ass and it goes to show he was human even though he though he thought was above it all!

Hell the best thing to do at work Christmas parties is get drunk, get naked, and get laid!!!

no christmas parties for me this year.... guess that happens when ya don't have a job.. LOL

I used to have a boss that got all over me for not having a date for the xmas parties.
I got tired of it and told him I got a date but not to pay for a meal because she got off work late. She would be there for the dance though. Once the liquor flowed and the meal was gone I went to go get her. Newspapers stuffed into some overalls and a stuffed pillowcase for a head. I got the first dance, he danced the stuffing out of her after that. His wife had her head in her hands most of the night.

The next year the bs started again. So I told him that I am a love god and that it causes problems with the women when I date. Whenever I ask one gal another gets upset that she didn't get a date with me. The only way that I could bring a date is if I brought two, and I didn't want to ask for an extra seat when the other employees don't get one.
The look on his face when I walked in the door with an attractive gal on either arm. I let them in on the love god crap and they were playing it to the hilt that night. Good times.

I survived,and I feel like dogshit this morning.Good times!!!

That's some funny stuff Justoo! I had a good time and I feel good. I slept until noon, but that's every weekend. Went to the shoe and watched Markey play.

Justoo wrote:

I used to have a boss that got all over me for not having a date for the xmas parties.
I got tired of it and told him I got a date but not to pay for a meal because she got off work late. She would be there for the dance though. Once the liquor flowed and the meal was gone I went to go get her. Newspapers stuffed into some overalls and a stuffed pillowcase for a head. I got the first dance, he danced the stuffing out of her after that. His wife had her head in her hands most of the night.

The next year the bs started again. So I told him that I am a love god and that it causes problems with the women when I date. Whenever I ask one gal another gets upset that she didn't get a date with me. The only way that I could bring a date is if I brought two, and I didn't want to ask for an extra seat when the other employees don't get one.
The look on his face when I walked in the door with an attractive gal on either arm. I let them in on the love god crap and they were playing it to the hilt that night. Good times.

Great stuff, Justoo!!

I could use an alcoholic beverage right now but I have to work tonight.