sheep refuses to testify

A man who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free after the animal was unable to testify.

The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht, the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep.

But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.


Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.

'Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted,' said animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen.

Minister of Justice Ernst Hirsch Ballin has said he plans to change the law to make bestiality a criminal offence.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=59184&in_page_id=2

They better be careful. My dad said decades ago there was a guy over by Plainville who was quite a celebrity. Bored locals would sneak up and watch him do his sows. Dad said one old sow liked it so much that she would turn her butt to him and start backing up in his direction, then buck and grunt in delight while the deed took place.

Yep, it could be that Dutch ewe was the guys main babe and she might think keeping her man away would be what's cruel.

he don't write... he don't phone... heh heh

Ewe depressed.