Funny e-mail

I got this e-mail and think its hilarious especially after hearing about some woman sending a person like this $200,000.

UPS COURIER COMPANY
12 Air Port Road,G.R.A.
West Africa,.

Good Day.

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable Bank Draft of
$1,000,000,00 USD (One Million United

Statest Dollars),but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and
deposited the Draft with Ups Courier Express

,West Africa,I travelled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come
back till end of November.

I want you to try all your best and contact the UPS COURIER SERVICE as soon as
possible to know when you will get this

package because of the expiring date.For your information,I have paid for the
Security Keeping Fee,Insurance premium and

Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant
to sponsor Terrorist attacking your

Country.

The only money you will send to the Ups Courier Express to deliver your Draft direct
to your postal Address in your country

is $265 Us Dollars only being Delivering Charge Fee of the Courier Company so
far.Again,don't be deceived by any person to

pay any other money except $265 Us Dollars being the Delivering Charge .I would have
paid that but they said no because they

don't know when you will contact them and in case of demage.

You have to contact the UPS COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with
this
below information.

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Contact Person: Barry Smith
Email Address:contact.upscouriercompany@gmail.com
Telephone: +234-803-634-8487
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Lastly, You are advice to send the below information to the Courier Company:
Your Full Name:
Postal address:
Direct telephone number:

Do send it to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give
you the tracking number to enable you

track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.

Yours Faithfully,

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That reads like something an old post whore would type.